Buddy-Bud say keep yer Diztanze

Yo Catz!
Yer Buddy Buddy-Bud here wit Newz Flasherz 'o' da Dayz

Da seri-us fact iz dat sum catz roun here be goin wheere dey want widout be inviter!

Da brofur be invadin mah spaze lak nuttin up an dat makez Buddy Bud anger.

Catz wit da mannerz kno bout catz min-i-mall diztanze

Ya neverz be clozer less you be nise and askz. 

Catz needa bout cat-length tween az Min-i-Mall diztanze.

So catz ajuster fur small kittinz small diztanze and bigz cat need bigz diztanze

An gud catz giv da warnin too. Neverz git crazee wid out tellin furst

Ah been gud catz and giver warnin of da Seri-Us lookz

Very Very Seri-Us

Den afterz Seri-us facer ah give da fazt nip like da cobraz 

Trut-b-toldz dat Buddy Bud iz da king 'o' da nipper. 

                              Da Nipper by Buddy-Bud

                         Da Nipper

                         Bud be da Nipper

                         Ah Table Nipper in da mornin

                         Ah Couchz Nipper in da evenin

                         Ah Bedz nipper in da nightz

                         Da Nip Nip Nip Nipper

                         Bud be da Nipper

So youz com roun here keep yer diztanze an be politez. 

Den youz can visit table, couchz, even bedz wit no nipper

Have da gud diztanze wit no nipper Wonderfur Dayz!