Rumpy's Meow Like a Pirate Gotcha Day

Happy 10th Gotcha Day Rumpy Bump! So... why do I share a day with... Pirates? Because you are our only real Pirate! Good thinking Fitz. What was that Toby? Happy Gotcha Day Rumpy, Yarrr a bum. *Fitz eyes Toby* Cat Congrats. 10 is a big one fur sure. Thanks Dad. *Yawn* Way to go Rumpy.
Show some excitement will ya! Geez. I just got up.

Let's cut that Tuna Cake Einie. Aye-Aye Captain! *Chop* Whoa, that cake is bleeding! It's just tuna juice. Dad put food color in it for fun. Dad sure is a joker. Umm, it's kinda gross. I thought it would be fun. Pirate blood ya know.

I feel better in fur Einie. Me too Shoko. My Hat is stupid. Rumpy, Shush! You tell him Fitz.
Dads was right the ooze is tasty. Rumpy lick it up.
Why me? You lick up anything that hits the floor.
In fact, you fight to be first. Well, yeah, right. Lemme at it!

Yoo gotta admitz dat Budd izza badazz Pirate. Arrr, for that he is Barnacle Buddy. I want to thank you all for the great welcome, especially Kali. Awww yooz Angelz. Lets see what all our old friends are doing down below today! Yarr! We'z shall bring along crew. I know who!

Friends Eric and Flynn! Fine Devon Pirates Forever on Patrol!

Timmy Tomcat: Our Spokes Cat

Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 
Shoko, Tyebe & Angel Budd: Canadian Cats

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman
Angel Buddy Budd: Elder States Spirit
Angel Mr Buttons in Spirit

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Oh Why Me

So here I am and I ask you Why Me?
I try and be a good kitty, really I do.
And still I am at the bottom of the barrel, thrown under the
bus, last in line, called late fur supper.
Rumpy you never get called late for supper. You are always
first in line. I am sorry about today.
Are you, *sniff, sniff*, I feel lost and...
Don't push it!
So what happened?

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Rumpy I just had things to do for our new place.
And that's more important than Me?
No. I just was tired on Sunday night and totally forgot.
How can you furget My Got-Cha Day?
I was going to put the post together and... Sorry!
Tell you what. Tomorrow we will have your pawty
as you all Meow Like Pirates!
That sounds like fun. 
I guarantee it will be
Cool, thanks Dad!

Friends stop by tomorrow for Rumpy's late Got-cha Day and Meow Like Pirates, Arrrr
Ya better or Ruffian Rumpy will make ya walk the plank Arrrr!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Dad Pete