Fish Mugging: Rumpy Bump

Stop that Flipping you Fish!

Stop already *Hold*

You know cats and peeps have been worried about me. Can you imagine. Me, Rumpy Bump, getting purrs and, even prayers.

And you know what fish, it helped. I am feeling better. I purr too, fish. When I have an episode I find Dad and purr up a storm while making biscuits. Dad says it is my self soothing. Maybe St Francis helped too. Yes, could be that friend of felines St Francis.

Who is going to help you, Fish!
*BITEY*

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Second Trimming

So no sooner had we gotten over our loss of fur when, it happened AGAIN! Einstein Dad said you were really well behaved and didn't go nuts. I am so Disappointed! I didn't see you putting up a fuss Rumpy. In fact I saw you flipped on your back. Nope, that was just an optical illusion from the cloud of floof!

Its alright Rumpy. I had some furz taken off my chest and tummy. I must meow I have very attractive skin. Look you have a Klingon! Not like your evil aliens Rumpy, just a bit of fur. Curses!

Rumpy isn't that in bad taste? What? Its candy with sweet saying. The placement is questionable. Really? Kiss Me!

Happy Fall everyone. A Big Boo to You!

We hope you are all getting involved with #RememberMeThursday.
Even I will agree with that friends!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

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A Cats Mind is Like?

What are you doing Rumpy
Shhh. I'm planning on stealing treats

They are beyond reach in the drawer
I have a plan

Goodie. Can I have some?
Maaaybe. Go tell Timmy Miss Fitz is stuck in the drawer
He won't fall for that a second time
Suuure he will. Now run along and just do it

Nah. I pass
Did you know a Cats Mind is influenced by their Tailio. Yours is all Floof!

Yes, and yours?

s

Ouch!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

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Caturday Art: Sorry

 

I admit I have been a pretty naughty kitty of late. Timmy calls me a Hooligan. Last night I made Toby Yowl and run out of the bedroom at top speed. Well he looked like he wanted to play. Here Dad is the Head Bump of sorry.
OK now on to MY Art

This is a PaintShop Pro Texture Effect: Polished Stone. Pretty sharp if I meow so myself. And I do of course. I did not like the frame so will just go with my Marvelous Head! Yess!

Join in the Caturday Art Blog Hop by Athena

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Friday with Fitz: Q & A

If you all will bear with me a moment I simply have to get to the bottom of something. Last night we all went in with Dad for his book time and our treat time. About halfway through I leaped up, caught my treat and realized there was no Rumpy. Then Dad noticed and started calling him. No Rumpy. No worries as sometimes he sneaks into the litter when no one is around, but... Still no Rumpy. Dad got up and looked all over the house. Nowhere! We started to worry he finally had a huge asthma attack and was dead under the couch. Nope not there. Dad was starting to get a little crazy. "Rumpy, Rumpy, where are you!" he called. Nada. Then he noticed something. 

Dad shines the big flashlight out the kitchen window and there was a big white lump at the big tree. Rumpy jumped out the window. Why did you do that Rumpy?
Yeah, I went out the window into the cat yard. So? Whats the biggie? Something was out there. Maybe that damn Skwerl fell asleep and fell out of his tree. What a score that would be!
We were all worried Rumpy, well, Dad was. That was the first time Ever you missed treats. Are you now ashamed of your behavior.

*Raspberrry*

*Sigh*

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

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A Classic Breakfast

So Dad wakes up this morning and says: "Toby I really slept well. Um... Where is everyone?" He calls: "Rumpy! Timmy! Fitz! Eine!" Of course I am no tattletale.

He gets up and it still calling for some cat. Any cat. He says "Toby what is going on?" He is worried. He wonders what can be happening

Then he goes to the kitchen and sees this. The cabinet is wide open and the ferals cat food is ripped open. Of course there is only one of us who opens cabinets 

Yes it is Oh-So wonderful Timmy. The cat who does no wrong. No one else can open a cabinet like him.

Of course it was clearly that fat tailless blunderer, Rumpy, who tore the bag asunder. Half a breakfast was given and only Miss Fitz was interested. I of course had my Fancy Feast and enjoyed every bite. Who is the good kitty now, Timmy!

Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

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Canada Day and a Special Birthday

Whats that you say? A celebration? With friends?
Will there be treats and goodies?

Then what are we waiting for.
Lets get this pawty started!

We wish our dear friend Sawyer of The Cat on My Head a super duper Happy 3rd Birthday. We both have no tails so are the very best looking kitties in our respective families
Is that right Rumpy?
It sure is Einstein

Our Family also wants to wish all our Friends from the Great White North a Very Happy Canada Day!
Right Shoko my Sweetums, Kissy-Fur, Sexy Siame...
Alright already, we get the hint Floof Brain 

Now lets pawty
I have Dibs on this Nip Cupcake

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

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Triple 9's, Birthdays and Blogoversary

Hello, is this on? *tap, tap* Today is a really special day as we decided to have a Triple Celebration. We combined Miss Fitz and Angel Buttons 9th Birthdays with our 9th Blogoversary!

Timmy its "Friday with Fitz" no matter what you call it. And our Birthdays were on the 20th!

Um, right, but we thought...

Thought? Thought? Hah. Thats a new one.

Dad made Ham

Why didn't you say so. Bring on the Party.

Happy Birthday Miss Fitz & Angel Mr Buttons!

Why isn't Mr B with me in the middle?

Da clowdz gotta balancin

I like tickling Timmys ears with my cloud too

Thanks for visiting Buddy Buddy

Woodn't have missy it. By da by, Tobiez, ah now back ta bein like prime time fit so be reddy fur chasin.

Oh No. Please! I didn't mean to...

Har, Har, Har, just kiddin. Nice ta be visitin'

So Birthday Girl how about singing
Happy Blogoversary for us all
Today will be post number 1560

Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham Beautiful Ham!
I want MY HAM! Ham, Ham, Ham.
I WANT HAM!
How was that Timmy

We have a nice big Ham for you
Dad cut that bad boy!
Right off the bone Miss Fitz
Thats what I'm meowing about *Nom, Nom, Nom*

There are some nice sides for your Ham

And if you like you can top with Shrimp

For drinks please speak to our Angels

Step up to the Family Bar and give me your order
We are serving... Spirits MOL
Buttons gonna serve an ah bein barkeepin
Yessir 

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman
Angel Buddy Budd: Elder States Spirit
Angel Mr Buttons in Spirit

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Bread N Butter: Wordless

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

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Cinco De Meow Party 2020

Welcome to our Family Cinco De Meow Party!
Rumpy and Einstein will be at the bar while Miss Fitz and Toby are serving noms

I have some nice Pink Senorita's for the ladies
Let me put a quadruple shot in those Grasshopper
Rumpy do you want them drunk?
Oh no. Never. *Wink, Wink*

Toby where are the Huevos Rancheros?
We have Tacos, Spanish Shimp Plate and my own Pecadillo recipe friends!
Look! The Huevos Rancheros are done
And we have Cinnamon Salsa Chips with Strawberrys and fudge for dessert!
DONE!
Yes dear, coming right up sweetums

Ahhh family.
Have fun and stay as long as you want friends

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

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Wild Man Cat Rumpy

I see you sneaking around Mousie
I'm not, really

Gonna Claw you HARD!
Noooooo

Gonna Bitey you HARD!
Noooooo

Hmmm. You smell like some cat I know
It's Einstei...
Stop!

It's those sneaky outside cats!
Oh? Yes!
They want my treats. I will set a trap and...

Always Drama with Rumpy
He pays me to yell like that you know

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

Mousie: Looking for an out

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