Showing posts with label Chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicken. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2021

Friday with Fitz: Chicken Checkin

Is your chicken out of control? Let me show you how to check that chicken!

But first: Hi Toby. I can do a funny face like you sweetie!
Alright, back to work

First you give that chick a good Bitey, check

They always try and get away to hide. Just stay calm and reach with a claw to check. No problem

Apply the second Bitey and they listen to reason, check.

Chicken I am the Cat and that is reason enough, check

In a nutshell that is Chicken Checkin. Look how docile my little peeper is

Remember to keep your checked chicken away from bad influences that may uncheck your chick

Speaking of bad influences Rumpy had an especially bad night with his asthma and was not at breakfast the first time Ever! This surprised Dad as he had a good week playing and being a pest. Of course there is now another 6+" of snow in our 100' drive and the vets phones are out. We have an appointment tomorrow at 6pm so please send your purrs and prayers. He did eat a Broth just now so Dad smiled at that. I want my big bro to whap paws on the bed like we do every night!

We are going to Comedy Plus for the Feline Friday Hop. See you there or you be square!

Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

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Friday, March 25, 2016

A Fine Un-feathered Friend


I'm bored
Me too Fitz

Wanna have some fun?
What do you mean, fun?

Maybe a little whacky paw action between friends
I don't think so

Oh come on Timmy. You are such a dud
That may be but I have my reasons

Chicken Timmy? Cluck, cluck, cluck
No just washing up

Well in that case I will sharpen my claws here instead
Exactly why I pass on such fun
Bwaakk, cluck cluck
We wanted to wish all our friends a very Happy Holiday! Be safe if you are traveling and love those you are with.





Timmy Tomcat
Miss Fitz

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

A Deed Most....


Nom Nom Nom Nom
What-cha got there Buttons?

I have a big Chick-Hen bit Dad gave me.
Um I think you took it off the counter

What do you think Tim. Did Dad give that huge 
Chick-Hen to Buttons.
Where Rumpy?
There! Right there!

Look at the size of that! Nope, Chick-Hen theft fur-sure
No I... I...
You bet! Huge! Hey Einstein, check this out

What are, oh *GRAB* Nom Nom
Whuts all da, Wowzer *Grab* Nom Nom
Nom Nom
Nom Nom Nom
Noooo, my Chick-Hen...

Dad: What is all this then... Ah-Ha... Chick-Hen theft. A deed most fowl. Mr Buttons I know you are behind this you counter cruizer

Ah well I had if for a bit anymeow...
Mr Buttons