Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Rump Da: Eye Opener

*First thing this morning*
Dad! Dad! Hurry there's an EMERGENCY!
What? Where? Who?
Rumpy has a Huge Poop he is carrying around in his caboose
Rumpy had a Doody! Rumpy Has a Doody! Rumpy has a Doody!
Alright. Breakfast everyone
*Cans Open and Breakfast is Served*
Oh Rumpy come here and get a treat
*GRAB*
Dad, stop, I'm fine I tell you
No. You need a clean up and, Whoa! Fella you don't need a little wipe you need the full treatment!
No! No! Not that! Not that Pleeeeze!
*Water Running in the Tub*
HALP! HALP! CAT BEING MURDERED!
HALP! HALP!
All done. Let me dry you off. Better?
Better.
Wow you are dramatic!
Rumpy had a Doody!
Einstein Hush! 

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Sorry about the words but we were sure you did not want to see that

Timmy Tomcat: Our Spokes Cat
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 
Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

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16 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I had a visual on that. I really did.

Thank you for joining the Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop.

Have a fabulous Wordless Wednesday. Scritches to all the kitties and my best to your hard working dad. ♥

Eastside Cats said...

Well written; I felt as if I were there with you all!
Rumpy had a Doody! Rumpy had a Doody! Hahahahaha!

Lynn and Precious said...

poor Rumpy, now his problem has been aired.

Katie Isabella said...

Rumpy darling...pay no mind. It was all in their imagination, and the bath was in yours. Right? Right.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You didn't want to go lugging that around with you all day! A bath soon sorted it out.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh my, what a fun way to spend the day NOT!

pilch92 said...

The fun never ends with a house full of cats. :) XO

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Oh no, poor baby! Don't be embarrassed...Mudpie needs a little help "down there" every now and then too.

meowmeowmans said...

Poor Rumpy! Well, we are glad Dad Pete helped you out. All better now ... everykitty carry on!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Just be glad you others didn't have to have a bath, too...
Rumpy had a doody....giggles and snorts...

Long time ago, MJF 'escaped' and petcretary only was able to catch him when he found a nice pile of deer do-do...and he rolled in it...eeuuuwwwww! It was like he had become a black pup...OK, TMI, TMI!!

Marvelous Marv said...

Imagination is a strange thing...but sometimes better than real life. Good thing we don't have smell-o-vision....

Peachy, Stippie, Angel Binky and Granny said...

No pictures needed for this one, we're all in it😸Pawkisses for an imaginary day to all of you🐾😽💞

Pam and Teddy said...

Well we're glad Rumpy had a doody but I bet he didn't like the removal process of (wait for it) THE CLUMP FROM THE RUMP. HAHAHA

Hugs, Teddy

BellaDharma an LadyMew said...

Deerest Rumpy this happenss to THE best of us~~Yore PawPaw Pete iss a grate fellow to help you sort out yore problem.
An just think yore smellin so guud an lookin so fine; all us Kitty Girlss want to go out with you......
***purrss*** BellaDharma an {{huggiess}} LadyMew

John Bellen said...

A bath emergency! Yeah, Rumpy, sorry, but you needed that...

Summer said...

Whoa! That did not happen often with Binga, but I get the feeling that even Rumpy's drama may have paled next to hers.