Rump Day: If I Squish, I Fits.

I think I can. *Push* I think I can. *Squeeze* I think I can. *Pop* Ahhh!
???

Oh My Cat, Rumpy, how did you get in there?
Let me tell ya, it wasn't easy

Can you breathe?
Oh Cat, I can't Breathe, Halp! You Floof head. If we are meowing I am breathing silly boy 

Nothing like a good squish. Its like a massage while you nap.

We send our deepest condolences to Nicky Meezer's Family. Meezer tails does not post much anymore but we remember them and they were always fun to visit. Please stop by to give support.

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Come on and squeeze in with us and lets have some fun

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Einstein: The Floofy Kid

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Rump Day: Three's Not Company

Rumpy I got you some Squeezy Treats
Thanks Dad this is Delicious! *Lick, Lickity, Lick*

Can I try some?
Sure Toby
*Slurp, Lick, Lick* Wow, that's really good!
But...

Can I have some more please?
Sure Toby, lick your nose there's a dab there
*Licks Nose, Slurp*
"The Handsome One" got seconds. Ouch!

How about me?
Sure Einstein
*Slurrrp, Lickity-Slurp*
Et-Tu Einie! Three is definitely Not company!

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Keep a close eye on your treats friends!

Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Einstein: The Floofy Kid

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

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Rump Day The Best Spot

Rumpy you are Always hogging the good spot next to Dad!

I was finished breakfast first and called dibs
Only because you use that big head of yours to push us all out of the way!

What is all this then?
Rumpy is hogging the good Spot again
Am Not!
Can we have One Day of Peace around here you two!
But Dad...
No buts. Stop it. Both of you!

Yeah Pipsqueak! Pipe down and stop already

Rumpy, Stop!
No worries Dad. I know you like me best and are just making it look good *Wink, Wink*
*Sigh*

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Dad, if a woofie gets a big bone to ride on can I get a big nanner?

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Einstein: The Floofy Kid

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

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Rump Day: Laying Low

Shhh. I am hiding from Dad. You see Einstein was doing a scavenger hunt for Cat Scouts and there was this bag of treats and...

Could you resist if you had built in bag openers like mine?

Here he comes now. See Ya!

Angel Timmy here: My Best Girl Gracie, from Goodness Gracie, has her Blogoversary today. She does not post a lot but we get together at Cat Scouts and she is my dream kitty!

Goodness my pal Paddy O'Malley just reminded me it is Eastside Cats Blogoversary. So lets all Hop over and Party!

We are following Comedy Plus Wordless Wednesday. Hope you hop along but, please, keep quiet about where I'm hiding!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Rump Day: New Nippy Pillow

I wanted some fun after seeing Tuesday with Tim so Dad gave Me a New Nippy Pillow

*Lick, Lick, Lick*

*Lick, Lickity, Lick*

*Whiffie, Whiff, Whiffie*

I like a 2 to 1 Lick Whiffie ratio in my nip affections. How about you?

Remember this Caturday is My Birthday and Meow Like a Pirate Day! Yarr

A Very Happy Blogoversary to Keisha and Family at Stunning Keisha. We love that feral ferocity and how you Keep it Real!

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. As you can see I am now meowless so we sure hope you hop along

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Einstein's 8th Birthday!

Wait wait wait I thought I was 6 Last year? I, I, I...
Yeah, sorry Einstein I had a "senior moment."
Dad you are too much MOL
Happy 8th Birthday to Einstein
Happy 8th Birthday to Einstein
You are a great, nudgy, stinky, fun little brofur
Happy 8th Birthday to Einstein
Gee family, thanks, I think?
We said it three times so you remember Dad MOL
Very Funny Rumpy
Now Einie Beanie, Lets Party!

I know you were upset that Mousie broke so I got you a new one, and Da Bird too
Wow thanks Dad! Can we play?
Sure thing!

*Swish*
Come on  Einstein are you sleeping
Get it fella
Never in a million years
You're going Down!

Grrr!
A paw and a... Miss
Miles away
Close Einie Beanie
Hey! Only Dad can call me that Rumpy
Touchy, touchy, alright already

Gotcha!
Really well done Beanie
Purrrrrrr
Nice, Alright, Cool

Enough exercise lets eat! Dad got my favorites as Einstein likes them too

*Blub*
Scallop and Shrimp are bounty of the sea!
*Bubble*

Chicken is another favorite in our home so we have it all ways

Have a warm drink or milk and we have cream on request. Eat up there is plenty
Thanks for coming friends. Stay as long as you like

Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

Einstein: The Floofy Kid

Octopuss: Our Many Handed Philosopher 

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

Angel Timmy Tomcat: Our Spokes Cat
Angel Buddy Budd: Elder States Spirit
Angel Mr Buttons in Spirit

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Rump Day: Who's a Winner? This Guy!

Hello admirers of fabulous Rumpy Bump. I had to brag about  show you my fabulous self on my very own Magazine! This was for Winning My Cat-egory in The 1st Golden Ass Rabbit Awards 2021. I hope you read all of our stories they were Fabulous!

My Golden Ass Rabbit Trophy! Me-Wow! 

Rumpy, do I smell gold?
Solid. And you smell Hiss-tory Einstein!

This is one of a select few fabulous awards given only to cats of valor, strength, cunning and guile
Wow, I know a famous Cat
Don't you furget it. Now shove off Grasshopper

I have to check out my other prize. Ooo soft!

A heroic cat like myself always biscuits the bed strongly

Who's a winner? This guy!
Ahhh, oh so comfy. Dad keep the noise down

Friends FurEver Noelle is having her 4th Birthday! Lets party and have many happy returns on the day dear girl

Our Pal Lagniappi was rescued by our friends at The Whiskeratti and she need some help. Thanks Friends

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Even if you are a bit wordy you can hop too

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Einstein: The Floofy Kid

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Rump Day: Mustache Fun

I have to admit, kinda sorta, that my Handsome Brofur has a fine Mustache

Now I Have One Too!

How the heck do they work?

Maybe like this Rumpy
Dad, hands off the Stach!

A good lick will make it stick!

*Lickity, Lick, Lick*

Stach you taste good and smell great Mmmm

I am adorable enough without it, right friends

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. No worries if you are chatty you can join in too

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

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