Monday, April 1, 2019

April Fools Day at the Tomcat Home


Hi Friends. Lets see if you can get our April Fool Jokes.
Why are cats so good at Video Games?

They have Nine Lives silly!
What game do we cats like to play with mice?

Catch Har Har Har
Whut state gotz da most catz n dogz?

Petsylvania! Buddy you crack me up Ha Ha Ha
Who was the first cat to fly an airplane?

Kitty Hawk Hee Hee Hee
What is my a cats favorite subject in school?

Hiss-tory! Ha Ha Ha. Fitting Miss F.
What cats have the best purrs?

Purrsians of course!
What does a cat use to make coffee?
A Purrcolator Heh Heh
Hope you enjoyed our kitty jokes friends

Remember to stop by on Friday the 5th because our very own 
Court Jester, Rumpy, is having his 9th Birthday!

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Buddy Budd: Elder States Cat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 
Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman
Angel Mr Buttons in Spirit

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22 comments:

Brian's Home Blog said...

Those sure were giggle-worthy gang!

Meep said...

Hee-hee-hee hilarious!
xoxo, Bibi & Meep

John Bellen said...

I like the Purr-sians. For a moment, I thought it was going to be Purr-itans...

The Florida Furkids said...

We love your jokes!!!
The Florida Furkids

The J-Cats said...

Mol. Mol. Mol.
We enjoyed all your jokes.

Dma said...

those are hilarious.

Ivan from WMD said...

Ha ha ha! How funny!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Bwahaha! You all are funny with your jokes.

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

MOL! MOL! Oh, those jokes have us holding our tummies! So funny!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

These are great, cuties!

Katie Isabella said...

I will be there!

pilch92 said...

Great jokes ! Happy April Fool's Day! XO

Catscue Cat Mom said...

That was fun! Happy April 1st!

catladymac said...

Those are gr4eat jokes !

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

you guys are soooooooooo silly!

Summer said...

OMC, those jokes made me MOL!

Pam and Teddy said...

HAHAHAHA! You all are great jokesters!!!

Hugs, Teddy

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

Mew mew mew what furabuluss kitty jokess!! Yore all so clevurr!
No wunder Mistur Pete iss smiling...how cuud hee not with jokesturss like you??
***purrsss*** BellaDharma an {{huggiesss}} LadyMew

Deziz World said...

MOL Ya'll are so funny. You all be lookin' gawjus as do you uncle Pete. Big hugs fur all of ya'.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Anonymous said...

We PURRSONALLY LOVE your cat Jokes!
We only told one!
There is NOTHING like a day with jokes!
Purrhaps we should get together and tell the same species jokes again next week!
Purrs
Marve and Ninja

Guido the Italian Kitty-Big Angel Now said...

CATZOWEY CATOZWEY Me and Myself cannot stop laffing while I'm loafing over Petsylvania & Kitty Hawk! HEE HEE HEE youza the cat's meows - Happy Day After April Fools Day! Pssst - has you all considered a new career as standup Catmedians? I'd use my MasterCat card to buy tixs.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Thoseare great! Did you hear us giggling over there??


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