Monday, October 2, 2017

Reverse Typo Rumpy-O


Rumpy get off the keyboard you silly!
Oh Sure Dad...
Rumpy get away...
Rumpy stop this...
Rumpy stop that...

You sound a bit down my kitty
*Sigh* I seem to always get in trouble Dad
Rumpy you are just, um, a bit clumsy!
The sad thing is... I know... I seem to have fumble feetz
I do too Rumpy
But I am a CAT!
Um, right... 

My big white kitty I know what you need!
*Fuss, Pet, Rub*

Oh Dad... Ahhhhh...

*Scritch, Scratch, Rub, Rubby*
Mmmmm... Yessss...

*Rubity-Rub, Rub-a-dub-Rub*
I love it Yeah
Alright then
A little more please

Sure thing!
*Scraaaatch, Scriiitch, RUB, RUB, RUB*
Ah that did it Dad!

I feel so much better now
I will try harder and work to improve my balance

Great! One thing though

Yes Dad?
Can you move off the keyboard please
Heh, Heh, No more reverse typos from Rumpy


Rumpy Bump Stumpnots - Typist Extraordinaire 
Dad Pete - Keeping the Kitties in Balance 

14 comments:

John Bellen said...

Don't worry, Rumpy. We humans love our cats, whether clumsy or agile. No matter what, you are a wonderful fellow.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Rumpy, we kitties are perfect, no matter what! I don't think you need to change one bit.

Anonymous said...

Nice technique/trick to getting more pets, scritches, and head rubs - just stand on the keyboard! I'll have to remember that!

Hugs, Teddy

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...fotoz one lookz like yur comin rite outta de pea sea screen !! awesum trix !!! ☺☺♥♥

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

You are so adorable Rumpy, I would love to give you scritches :)

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaaaaaw Rumpy, we luv you just da way you are. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Museum of Maritime Pets said...

Rumpy, You are a sweetheart, and you were just trying to get your dad's attention! Seemed to work pretty well, dear buddy!

Little Binky and Granny said...

Oh, Rumpy, there's nothing wrong with a little clumsiness...ask Grandpaw, he knows all about it...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Day :) <3

M Dawson said...

Oh bless him! Rumpy you are the sweetest boy ever!

Jean Neilson said...

Oh Rumpy are you a stumble bum too? I have been a bit clumsy since I was a yung kitten. We can't help it....I know where you're coming from. A good scritch and pet can help us a lot.

Big Hugs,

Kali Kit

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Keypads always seem to be cat magnets.You can't help if you type extra words for your dad.

Nellie Kowalik said...

Dear Mr Rumpy
I, Marvelous, too have discovered if I walk on the keyboard, I get the most wonderful ear scratches.
It is the best technique ever and you have demonstrated it so very well!
Purrs
Marv

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

MJF, my dog-guy brofur is like that too, always clumsy and off balance...but he manages, even with the nimble newbie pup romping around him...
You sure look contented, Rumpy, after all those scritches!

Anonymous said...

Rumpy you are such a cutie! I can see why your Dad loves you so much....
And you have him trained well to give you scratches & pats! Whose a clever boy? ;)
((hugs)) Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha Henry (ZZZZZZzzzzz)