Monday, September 19, 2016

Avast Yee Filthy Bilge Cats: Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day!

Thanks be ta Bear Cat and his Momma kat fur this
fine pirate logo. Arrr

Avast let me tell yee a tale of the high seas and the barnacle encrusted bunch that plied their trade thereon, the trade of that most feared, the Pirate!  

The Lookout, Rumpy the Bumpy, spied the prize and
Terrible Tim set the course to soon intercept the unlucky vessel!

Arrr! Yer cats down on the gun deck mate Fearless Fitz and Gun Cat Tough Toby; load them big cannons ta show em we're not bluffin!
Aye Cap'n
Yarr Captain

The 32 pounders are loaded Gun Cat
Thank yee mate Fearless you cutie you
Not now yee silly boy, hee hee hee

They surrendered when our big gun shot across their bow. They then carried the booty over to our ship and we bade them friendly winds and following seas with a snigger on our cat lips.
Ha Haaa ya lubbers
Ya cant fight yer way outta a bag Harrr Harrr
Ya got no chance on da seas ya spineless seagulls
Git-cher skinny necks off da high seas
Watch out for the seagulls stealin yer dinner Yarrr
Go get us another haul and meet us back here Harrrr
What cher momma say bout stayin out late yer ninnys

Lets enjoy our captured Smores and Hot Chocolate
I can't beleive they gave it up so easily Buddy
Dey alwayz do Kali mah gal Harr Harr Harr

Hee hee hee
I am so glad we came Einie
I am too Shoko. How is the hot chocolate
Mmmm, here lick some off my whiskers
Hubba hubba

Arrr yee Meowin Like a Pirate me Hearties?

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Mr Buttons


MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

Ahoy! Aaarrgghhh!" Avast!

We are!!
Captain Pipofang-Pirate-Mastercat & Bos-n Minkorossa-Rumpelmeezer; we are the crew aka WeBeesMotleyMarineezersTwo.


The Swiss Cats said...

Arrrh ! Ye're all mighty terrific band 'o pirates ! What an adventure ! Purrs

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Holy cat, what fearsome pirates you all are! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Flynn said...

Arrr, that be a fine adventure ye be having. I be Barnacle Breath Flynn. My good ship the Ginger Furball sprang a leak and went to Davy Jones locker, so I have to be a landlubber until I find a band o' pirates I be wanting to join.

John Bellen said...

I had no idea pirate-cats lived on s,ores and hot chocolate. It evidently gives them energy, though!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

blimey buckoz; a draught two all ye bucaneerz N hearties spesh a lee sum nelsonz folly ~~~ ♥♥♥♥

Toby Ayne said...

Ahoy matey's! Ye looke like ye had loads of fun on pirate daye!!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day!You all make great pirates.

The Island Cats said...

Arrrr! What fine pirates ye be. That was quite the adventure!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Yous is the bestest pirates!!! Mes sure yous stops by Tortuga! Mes gots the bestest Niphitos EVER!!!

meowmeowmans said...

A rollicking adventure, for sure. Ye all be mighty fine pirates! Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day, mateys!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

That's a handsome group of pirates, you've got there!

Anonymous said...

Ahoy! Ye be all lookin' great, band 'o pirates :D *to Granny: thank cat for a pirate translator...MOL* Pawkisses fer a jolly day :) <3

Anonymous said...

Well you scurvy pirates scored some mighty grand booty with those smores and hot chocolate delights! That's what I call a grand way to end a day on the high seas...........ARRRRGH!

Sword Salutes, Captain Sam

Anonymous said...

MOL Ya'll look soooooo cute. You're amazin' pirates. We woulda surrendered too. But those look like big macs. MOL And Timmy, your Sunday Selfies looked amazin'. You are soooo handsum. Big hugs to all.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Jean Neilson said...

MOL...what a day on the high seas but we got plenty of booty. The hot chocolate and smores are wonderful. They taste even better because we tootk them for ours. Arrrr....ho ho ho and another smore. Our family portrait is such a wonderful memory to cherish.

Shoko and Kali

Billy The Time Cat said...

It looks like you had an amazing adventure!

Patricia Sullivan said...

Arghh, Thanks for a wonderful pirate party! You are all always "up front and ready!"