Monday, April 11, 2016

Big Bag of...

La-Tee-Da snug as a cat in a bag

This is the life. Relaxed in my bag.
Think I will take a nap and dream about noms

Come on out of there Rumpy
And why, pray tell, are you bothering me grasshopper?

I want to learn moves like you said we would
Whoa! Tiny Brain! Hold it th...

I will start with a Right Whacky Paw

And then a Left Whacky Paw to draw you out

Are you... Done?
But you said we would learn to wrassle later on and...
I meant Dream Wrassling my slow learning kitten.

Dream Wrassling?
Dreams young cat. They are the path to true mastery!
Yes. Now let me get back to slee... get back to deep concentration
and you go over there and do the same.

Thank you General Rumpy for teaching me the secrets of the Warrior Cat
What! I think you should try again young cat
Four Star General Rumpy Bump *Paw Salute*
Off you go private Weenie Einie (Stifles a giggle)

*Einstein thinks how lucky he is to have such a magnificent instructor of the ancient feline arts*

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots


Lone Star Cats said...

I like dream wrasslin too!

Summer at said...

That's a creative way to hang onto your bag, Rumpy. ;-)

MeezerMews&FrecklesWoofs said...

You told him, Rumpy...did you get to keep your bag??

Erin the Cat said...

Clearly the youngster has a lot still to learn in the ancient ways, including rank identification.

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Rumpy, that was genius! What a great way to keep the bag without too much of a tussle.

John Bellen said...

Einstein has a lot to learn - in many ways!

Flynn said...

It seems that Einstein is easily fooled.

da tabbies o trout towne said... look on yur face in de left whacky paw foto iz price less....we .....iz.....crackin... UP !!!!! ☺☺☺ ♥♥♥

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

Rumpy, you have the gift of quick thinking and a golden tongue! MOL

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Good job defending your bag- I HOPE you got to keep it :)

Kitties Blue said...

You two really cracked us up! We thought that Einstein was a bit less gullible than he used to be. Guess we were wrong. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

The Island Cats said...

MOL! That was a great use of the smacky paw.

Patricia Sullivan said...

Rumpers, you are so wise, very patient and also very authoritative! You are an impressive kitty, dear fellow!!

Anonymous said...

MOL..Einstein, when the bag is taken, you have to stay out of it, that's just the way it is. Anyway, Rumpy was very patient with you...MOL :D Pawkisses for a peaceful day :) <3

Anonymous said...

Oh Einstein you must never do serious smacky paw with "The Master".....he's your teacher and mentor and if he wants that bag for a nap - he should have it! Napping recharges his batteries so he can keep up with you!

Hugs, Sammy

Nellie Kowalik said...

Most excellent post!!! The only thing better than a cat in a bag, is a whapfest at the same time!!!
Mes is totally stoked!!!
Kisses tha ALLS of yous!

Anonymous said...

Oh me cats and kittens, you all sure have a lot of whacky paws. Me sure hopes ya'll be doin' good. Great technique there Einstein. Just sayin'.

Luv ya'