Monday, March 16, 2015

Watch What You Wish Fur!

Rejoice my fellows as I, Einstein, have vanquished the dreaded foe!
What did you do little buddy?
Whut cha said?
Rumpy, Buddy, I pushed an old toy out in front of the hose monster who ate it, barfed, and died!

Well I'll be dipped in Nip! It is done fur!

Toby you do know Dad is so very handy and I bet he is getting the fixin parts as we meow.
No matter Timmy. We have peace and...
*Suddenly, Strange Laughter from the Bedroom*
Fitz what was that?
I don't know Timmy. Einstein, you killed the monster go and see.
Umm, maybe not, Rumpy can you go?
Go on brave Man Cat
Oh Alright...

Strange looking thing. Its all shiny and clean.
I bet its a new toy Dad got us. 

What is all this then?
We think this may be a new toy Buttons
I have a bad feeling Rumpy

*Mechanical Sounds and Movement*

Look! It changed into something else.

*Rumpy bolts from the bedroom* 
*Buttons follow*
Lemme outta here!

You don't scare me Mr V!
I know Dad can handle you if need be. 

*Mechanical Sounds and Movement*
Can't blame me for trying can ya.

Wow, are you one of those Transformer thingies?
My hose is sealed. 
We will get along fine then Mr V.

Dad: Thanks for all the purrs and prayers! They really meant a lot.

Tomcat Family


  1. I know you kitties will figure out a way to vanquish this one!

  2. We had a similar exchange of fur stealers in our den least it is a wee bit quiter, but it sucked the stuffing out of a small rip in one of our nesting sites, OMC. We wouldn't want to loose our tails in there...

    Enjoy your Shark, hey that is a gonna nosh on it? MOL!

  3. Yikes a new V...just when you thought it was safe to go back in the loungeroom..sounds like a movie! big hugs Fozziemum xx

  4. That new vacuum looks pretty sneaky. I don't know if I would trust it, if I were a cat.

    And we hope your dad is doing as well as possible, under the circumstances.

  5. doodz & fitz....we will getz a saw in de mail two ewe ta day, coz that red masheen iza cuzin in law ta de bloo masheen & it looks ...vizshuz...plane & simpull...vizshuz....

  6. Those things are so fierce! I hope your combined effort can vanquish it!!

  7. Yikes, don't trust it! I think it might have a sneaky plan of attack.

  8. Three words : Run. And. Hide ! Purrs

  9. That new vacuum looks like it could suck one of you right up- run.

  10. Oh no! It's a new rug sucking monster!

  11. Uh oh. It's a Shark sucky monster. We have one of those here, too ... RUN!!!

  12. OMC It's a Shark!!!! Weez hav one too and dat fing moves on it's own. And man it sucks up evewyfin' in it's paff. Sis Lexi dusn't like to be anywhere near it, but me has challenged it a foo times. Unfurtunately it's Shawk 3 and me 0. but me will keep twyin'. MOL Hav a pawsum day and Happy St. Pat's.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

  13. Uh oh! We bet that one will really do a number on those toys!

  14. That is the fanciest hose monster we have ever seen. It looks as if it will do lots more than just suck up cat toys, maybe cats as well. Be ever vigilant everyone. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  15. Mee-yow wow that iss um new vacuum youss' have now...that old old looked dun fur sure!!!
    Yur all so brave to check out the new vacuum. Mee not like thee sound butt mee doess snoopervize when LadyMum vacuumss....shee needss mee to keep an eye on her ;)
    Just fink how cleen yur place will bee....pawsum!!!!
    ****nose bonkss**** Siddhartha Henry xxxxxxxx


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