Man-Cat Monday: Introoder Alert!

We  are joining Awww Mondays from Comedy Plus

So the other day we are all on the Cat Recliner (couch) when we all put our heads up. What? Dad turns off the sound. What is that sound? Is that... Gnawing? Dad was not happy! Then Feral Cam shows this!

Introoder Alert! Introoder Alert!
Nya-Ha-Ha-Ha! I will sneak about and foul whatever I choose!
Hey, that's my Evil Laugh

Then the next morning

Use my laugh will you. You seem tired. I think you need a nap

Dood you smell funny. Do mice wash because you should get at it

If you don't start doing something this play time is over... Introoder!

Rumpy what have you, Oh. Give me that.
You can have him he's no fun anymore.
So who caught him Einstein or Fitz?
Hey I have skills too, watch *Paw Action*
Thanks Rumpy out he goes. 
Use My Sinister Laugh will you (you razzum-frazzum, mumble,grumble)

This day in 1985 was Angel Inky's Birth & Gotcha Days. He was born to Pee Girl at Dads other house so his days match. He lived to over 22 so I got to meet him when I was a kitten. He was a really zen fellow and my first friend here. I think of him often

We were all so sorry to hear that Max the Original Psycho Kitty has gone home to the Bridge. He was met by a ton of friends and family. He had 19 1/2 years with his family and was loved dearly especially by his loving  "Woman." Max thank you for your excellent commentary on life from a cat with keen insight. Please visit and give your support to the family.
The Psycho Kitty Speaks Out

Timmy Tomcat: Our Spokes Cat

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Introoder: Not too bright either

Dad Pete: Our Old Human

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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Hi Furends:

Rumpy here. Let me tell you about an amazing thing that happened to yours truly. 

After last week when Timmy got him good, imagine how exited I was when another squeeker came in and Timmy told me: "What Gall! Take him out Rumpy!"

He hid under the Armiore but I whiffied him out!

He tried to get into the play box to escape!

I put the Bitey on him!

No more Hooliganism from this Squeeker!

Einstein: You are my Hero!
Rumpy: Awww, shucks, thanks E.

So I was...

*Timmy Runs in and grabs the Puter*

Rumpy: Timmy what the...

Timmy: Hold on Rumpy. Let me change to the Cat News Channel!

*The furmaly gathers around to watch a grim faced Siamese who is reporting*

Siamese:"Yes furs it was quite a scene.
Off Screen Cat: "Pipo, give us the background on this story."
Siamese: "Minko, it was quite the scene. It seems that there was a strange visitor to the Tomcat home last night!"
Off Screen Cat: "Skeery! What happened?"
Siamese: "Well, we do not have all the details but this morning when Dad came out there, right behind his chair, there was a body."
Off Screen Cat: "A BODY!"
Siamese: "Yes, a half eaten squeeker!"
Off Screen Cat: "Do we know who put the Bitey on this foolish mouser who went into a home with 6, no, 7 aggressive cats?"
Siamese: "No, he was, um, a bit under  the weather along with half in the tummy."
Hooman Announcer: "Thanks WeBeSiameezrs fur Reporting the Cat-News, now in Europe..."

*Timmy and the furs all chortle.*

Dad comes in: I would appreciate less mess!

Timmy: OK Dad. I will pass the word.

Hey furends, have you had visitors drop in fur a meal this fall? MOL

Timmy Tomcat