Showing posts with label Evil Einstein. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Evil Einstein. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Meow Like a Pirate for Rotton Rumpys Gotcha Day


We arrr all meowin lak pirate cats taday me hearty's
That we are Barnacle Budd Tee Hee

I hope ye are going to give me my Gotcha Day Pawty
Its a day late already!
No worries on that Rotton Rumpy

Yarr Beastly Buttons there had best be a hearty pawty
or I will loose the cannons

I tell ya Rotton Rumpy that there will be a pawty to die fur
In fact I have to go to the gun deck to announce it

Terrible Toby, lets show Rotton a grand pawty with noise makers
Break open the gunpower ta shoot ye big cannon

Yaar Beastly this pirate cat will land a ball between a dogs eyes
*BOOM, BOOM, BOOM*
*POW, POW, POW*

Captain Terrible ah gotz da goodies ready ta serve
Well done Barnacle Budd
I think the swab is a bit thin skinned Captain.
Evil Einstein waited over a week.

That he be furst mate Fearless, that he be...

Rotten Rumpy we got ye a Not Rotten cake
Evil Einstein will lead us in song
Umm, do I have a choice
Sorry, Captains choice
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Cause ye be a grand pirate cat!
Happy Gotcha Day to ye

Yay Rotton, Way to go, Ye da cat, What a crewmate, Ye arr a fine cat, Cut ye cake with my saber!
Thank ye crew! Thank ye!

Cant ye give me an Kali da Kutie space ya swab!
Ohh Barnacle you are my main man cat Tee Hee
I am just looking fur...
Up here ye floof brain. I said the top deck!
Sorry Shoo the Scary, Sorry
Get up here and cuddle ye swab
Wow be right there

Thanks ye fur comin to thee Gotcha Day Pawty of all time!


Capt Terrible Tim
Terrible Toby
Kali the Cutie from Canadian Cats
Barnacle Buddy Budd
Rotton Rumpy 
Fearless Fitz
Beastly Buttons
Evil Einstein
Shoo the Scary from Canadian Cats
One Eyed Pete

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Arrr tis Meow Like a Pirate Day Me Kitties!

Avast me kitties! Ye Can Biggafy by clickin on the paintings by our captured slave: da Dad!

Tis Capt'n Terrible Tim and his crew. Sound off ye scurvy cats.
Bad Cat Buttons here capt'n. Toby the Testy tis present and ready. Fierce Fitz ready ta fight! Barnacle Buddy will send em to da deep briney. Rumpy the Stumpy wit No Tail or Leg ready ta spit in der eyes. Evil Einstein will cut em deep capt'n
Well done crew. Lets hoist arrr sails ta Adventure! Ta the crows nest No Leg.. No Tail... Git up thar Rumpy ya stumpy bum!
Aye Aye Capt'n

Ahoy Capt'n an Crew! I have spotted the Freighter Feline Feast
off the Port Bow!

Capt'n Tim to dat down and deep dirty gun deck!
Arrrrr yee ready ta fire?

We plan to show no mercy as we grab the booty!
Gun Crew to the Deck to join the raidin party!

Ahh the life and rewards of being a pirate of the feline seas!
Pull up a cushion me furs and enjoy in our spoils. Make sure yee have at da Bacon and Cream!

Tell us what booty ye have stolen ye scurvy cats furends!

Capt'n Terrible Tim
Fitz the Fierce
Toby the Bad
Barnacle Buddy
Evil Einstein
Rumpy the Stumpy