Rumpy Bumps Box

Wow Dad finally got a new printer.
Yeah I heard him complaining he found the same one cheaper
Good old Amazing is so big that can happen
Um, is that the name? 
Sounds good to me Toby. Lets help Dad

Box! My Box Dad!
Alright Rumpy Bump. You have dibs as first box cat
Cool

Here is a Nanner for added fun
Nanner, Nanner, Nanner!

*GRAB. BITEY*

*Lick, Lick, Lickity-Lick-Lick*

URK! NO! I dropped my Nanner!

Got it. *Whiffie-Whiff-Whiff*

Wow that is powerful! I love a nice nip jolt in the afternoon

Yeah. That is my pal Rumpy.
He is the odd one

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

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Friday with Fitz: A Tiskit, A...

A Box... It
So it doesn't rhyme. Sue me MOL

Miss Fitz

Flat on Friday

What is all this then

Be quiet Grasshopper. I'm hiding

Funny Rumpy
*Paw Action*

*Nip*
Missed me you silly

*Squeeze, Push, Struggle*
Ha! Your'e stuck. Why go in there anymeow?

If you must know I am worried Dad will take me back
to the Stabby Vet. I feel better so there is no need.

Wow my little round protege that really is a squeeze
Maybe you should be the Grasshopper
What's that?

Dad here. No results yet on Rumpy's aspiration. Calling later today and will keep you posted. 

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Einstein 
Dad Pete

Rumpy, Box Break

It really is nice to be recognized by my family as
the Top Cat around here

Can you imagine they gave me this fine box!
Timmy meowed: "Rumpy you stay in that box."
Toby joined in meowing: "Yes, All Day."
Fitz gave a little mew: "Don't come out!"
Buddy grumped: "Yoo b stayin inz dere, Har, Har, Har."

Isn't that very nice of them, Einstein, my protege 
Er, Um, just stay in the box today. Give us a brea...
What was that Grasshopper?
Oh... nothing
Am I missing something?

Buddy Budd
Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Einstein 

Rumpys Throne

Goodness Catness what a find! 

I hereby declare that this box will be my Throne!
All shall bow to the great Rumpy Bumps Stumpnots!

I better check for those who would usurp my reign
Are they to the left of me?

Are they to the right of me?

Rumpy none of us want to take your box
I mean take your throne MOL

Don't think you will lull me into a false sense of security
*Yawn* Mmm time for a nap in my throne

What about the usurpers?\
We will take that up later. Now let me get comfy

Timmy Tomcat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

Then There Was... Da Box!

Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz
Einstein! Einstein! Wake up and come here this instant.
Whaa... Huh... Rumpy I was sleeping with my friends. It
better  be really impawtent.

It IS! Hurry it up Grasshopper.

You know I'm no longer a kit and... Wow!
What is all this then?

Precisely. We need to open this and investigate.
Smells good whatever it is. Maybe we can...

Hold on yooz twoz. Dad put meself in charger of
guardin da boxer.

Buddy... Lets just take a little peek. Did I tell you that you are my favorite brofur and that I was planning on sharing my treats with you, all week in fact. 
Doan yoo even triez it. Ah am da guardian uf da Boxer and datz datz. Yessir!
Can't blame a cat fur trying.
Now dat ya mentionz it, ah can. Hah
Sleep with one eye open brofur dear!

Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump
Einstein
Da Box

Goodness Gracious a Box of Goodness!

Einstein here, sorry fur being late. The typist is struggling to get Our Christmas Cards in the mail. He sends 3 or 4 that cover his wide swath of friends in about 5 minutes, MOL. 
Einstein, tell them about the Goodness!
Alright Timmy...

We got a Box of Goodness. Just look at those treats!
It came all the way from Texas. Thank Mew Leila, Sheila,
Levi and Jasmine.

Dad got a whole bunch of good things to help with his aches
and pains. Blossum the stuffie is fur Miss Fitz.
Aright where did the treats go?

They are all up here with the toys and...
Toby, shhhh, this is fur Christmas.
Alright Dad. I wondered why you put it all up here.
How about some Real Live Dead Shrimp Treats.
WOW, they smell like heaven!

*Nom Nom Nom Nom*

*Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom*

Dad sends thanks to Leila and her mom Sheila
while we thank furs Levi and Jasmine for the cat goodies.
Now where did all the good stuff go?

Mums the word right Toby
Sure thing Dad... as long as I can get a few more Shrimpies
*Nom Nom Nom Nom*

Timmy Tomcat, Toby Tomcat, Buddy Budd, Rumpy Bump, Mr Buttons, Miss Fitz, Einstein

Rumpy Bump Serial Sitter or?

The furmily all say I am silly racing to be furst in any box and
am a serial box sitter

Buddy had the nerve to meow I would never fit in this cereal box
Sounds like sour grape nuts to me

This cereal box sitter can always diet Buddy Budd

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Our big white fellow is not feeling up to snuff lately and can use some purrs. Thank Mew

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Remember furs and friends to visit Winnie's Auction. This is a great rescue and foster organization that helps many.

Winnie's Holiday Benefit Auction

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Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

Box Wars

Mighty fine box you have there Timmy
Why yes Buttons, yes it is.

In fact I was in there furst you know!
Well you know the saying: Finders keepers...

Rumpy: Don't take that guff Buttons!
Show him who is THE CAT!

You better think twi...

Overpaw Smack
Easily Blocked!

Left Paw Jab!
Right Whacky Paw!

Another Left Paw Jab!
Right to the Kisser!

Ouchie!
Did I hurt you?

I'm alright
Good. I got carried away.
Me too

I think I will go to the Cat Walk where we sit with each other.
I will be right there.

Yay! I Still have controf the box. 

You should have bloodied him good Timmy.
I am going to come over and whack you Rumpy!1

You all heard that! Timmy is threatening the Disabled kitty!
Oh good grief

Timmy Tomcat
Mr Buttons
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots