We are so happy to celebrate Rumpy's Gotcha Day!
Seems like yesterday...
Buddy Mumbles: Wisher it waz befur dat day agin!
Chill Buddy! Where was I, yes, seems like yesterday Dad got up real early in to meet the truck from Last Chance Animal Rail Road who brought him all the way from Tennessee. He was staying with the Grainger County Humane Society who were very nice to give a foster home to "Corky the Bob Tail Cat."
|The Truck Arrives at 6:00 am Sharp!|
|A Furst Look at "Corkie"|
Dad: Well young Man-Cat here we are going to your new home. How do you like the name Rumpy Bump Stumpnots. It comes from you being an American Bob-Tail Rumpy. You have a cute little bump where other cats have tails, and, Stumpnots is you not having any stump at all.
|Well, I, um, err, hmm, what was that name again?|
Rumpy went into Foster Room to get used to things around here. He liked the Food.
|Nom Nom Nom Slurp Nom Gulp Nom|
|I am going to give you Such-A-Whack Feather Toy!|
|Buddy: Who da Cod are YOU?|
Rumpy: Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Buddy: WHUT YOU CALL ME?
Rumpy: Umm, that's my name, Rumpy.
Buddy: Oh...So, who da Cod ARE you?
Buddy: Speak fur yerselfs. Ah wanna be on da record wit dis: RUMPY... Let me tell you that...
HAPPY GOT-CHA DAY!
Friends please grab some Noms and Enjoy our little Party for our one and only
|To get you appetite going we have Dried Nip|
|Or you may prefer Fresh Nip|
|There is plenty of Chic-Hen|
|Turkey with Gravy|
|Yummy Lunch Meats|
|Club Sandwiches are Grrreat|
|Cat-Weisers are always a favorite|
|We have premium lagers|
|Nip-Tini's of course|
Yay Rumpy Bump Stumpnots!
Thanks fur coming!