Man-Cat Monday Special Guest Buddy Budd

Before we turn the Blog over to Buddy Budd I would like to thank our pals over at the Tabby Cat Club for a super Cinco De Mayo Party! Tommie was a wonderfur host and our admins Raz and Gracie did a purrfect job of decorating. Thanks Cats!

So without fur-ther ado, Take it Away Buddy Budd!

Well hello dere all mah bloggy furends. Buddy Budd here wit sum gud infurmation dat been fur any youngin. Mah little Man-Cat Buttonz, well he aint so little no mo, but anyhoo, ah tell-ya da trainer methodz we worked wit. So sat backer, close da mout, open da ear, an enjoyz da trainer.

Hi Uncle Buddy. Can you show me the correct way to Train a Quarrelsome Box?

OK Doke. Furst ya gotta check da innerds. Check em gud now!

Go deep inta dat boxer. Yup Yup!

Cuz dere may be da prizer. Not dis case butt sum time.

Now Ya grab dat boxer and giv-em a Shaker. Shaker shake shake.

Now ya gotta bite! Bite so yer nose crinkler. Bite bite bite.

An ya use da paw to grab-em! Grab-em and Spin-em!

Now ya user dat wrestler mover. Ya Body Slammer. Yessir!

Da fazt Smakey Paw ta da body. Fazt now don't be a kitten.

Now ya put dat gud Stomp on dat box!

Da Cat Victorious! Yoo stand over dat box an relisher da winnin.

So cat yoo too can be da boss uf da Box in yer home.
Ya jus gotta lizten to da Buddy Budd. Yup Yup.

Now yoo youngin been listen gud to da Buddy Budd an take diz training to da heart. Ya gonna finder dat by bein top ’o’ box ya able ta take care biznit and keepin dem catz inna place dat need place keepin.

Yessir!

Your Buddy

Buddy Budd (Elder States Cat of the Tomcat Home)