Sunday, November 18, 2012

Timmy Tomcat Admits his Addiction!

Well Cats... Time to come clean. I have an admission to make. 
I am not proud of it but they say you have to make a clean breast of things so you can move forward with life.

First I guess I have to let you know why I am letting the cat out of the bag, or coming out of shadow. Pops gave me the ultimatum. Get help or... We never got into the or, thank goodness. So, well, here goes.

Hi, My name is Timmy Tomcat, and, I am a Plastic Chewer! 

There! I said it. Don't judge unless you be judged. No throwing bricks in a glass house. Don't chew your feet unless... Oh, maybe that's for another day...
Oh my goodness it tastes so Goooood!
Yes it is a delicacy. Not all plastic mind you. Just some special succulent tasty plastic. When Pops brings his laundry home! That bag is just, YUM! Then when he brings in the cat food, oh my, heaven. 

I see those cases come up the stairs with the light shining on that cool smooth wonderful plastic. I start to think of how it smells, how it looks, how it TASTES! There are different flavors and that is the best part. The Mariners catch, yes, Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Dinner, heaven, and, oh-my-cat, the marvelous wrapping of Salmon Dinner, simply ecstasy! 
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.
They stole it from us. Sneaky little kitties.
So there, I admit my weakness. I am now going to get help. Is there a 12 step for plastic eating kitties?

PS
I don't want to worry my pals. I do not eat the Delicious plastic. Just kinda chew it up. No vet trips fur this cat!

Love you all
Timmy Tomcat


12 comments:

Marg said...

We sure hope you get some help soon for that plastic eating or you are going to find yourself at the vishus vet. Hope all of you have a fantastic day.

orbit said...

Oh, be careful with that addiction! Mine is anything shiny, like tinsel, garland, or shiny string. Something draws me to it, and I can't stay away from chewing on it. Good luck with treatment!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Goodness we hope you get over this fad - the vet will charge you many moneys if you need to have a blockage cleared. Now remember Timmy no more nomming plastic please.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Island Cats said...

Timmy, my name is Wally and I'm a plastic chewer too. Is there a 12-step program for us??

Katz Tales said...

Oh Timmy! Our pet likes bubblewrap but we chew up cardboard boxes. It's fun to spread the stuff about.

glad you liked our book! And we hope you get to writing up yours soon.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Hi Timmy. We saw your comment at House Panthers
and decided it was time to come over and see your handsome self!
We are glad toy only chew and not swallow ;)
Our Tillie likes to chew when she gets the chance.
More often, she likes to chew...books. Those nice paperback ones.
She even does it when Mom is reading them :o
Yup, you may have lots of company in your 12 Step class,heehee
Did you send your folks out fishing to get you kitties a decent meal ;) heehee
Hope you have been having lots of good days!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...da ya knead sum inter invention...we can send over a few hundred cases oh mackeral, trou N flounder for starterz...they be shinee two...spesh a lee fresh outta water !!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

pee ess...tell pops ta stock up on de pate...we hurd friskies iz doin away with sum certin flavorz but we dunno if this bee troo... coz it came outta a purrson mouth N knot a kitteh; but just ta bee safe.....

Kjelle Bus said...

Hi Timmy Tomcat !
Found my way here from CB`s auction :)
I have to admit that I´m a plastic chewer too , and just like you it´s just somekinds of plastic that i chew on :)

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

Brighton loves plastic bags and Teri has to be very careful when she comes back from shopping to hide them...FAST!

We see you were the highest (and only, hahameow)on the cute cat salt and pepper shakers we donated to Random Felines auction! Marg hasn't yet contacted us with your mailing address or if you have paid yet, but they are boxed up and ready to go!

We will wait to hear from Marg, ok...

CATachresis said...

Hiya Timmy, nice of you to come and visit :) It is very brave of you to come out over your addiction. There is probably a 4 paw program you could do that would help ;)

Timmy Tomcat said...

Happy Holidays
I am waiting with paws crossed to get pops gift
Purrs