Friday, June 14, 2013

Friday with Fitz

Hi Lady Cats, Ms Fitz here with a beauty tip.

Lets talk about Footsies! 

Give them a good Whiffie. You never know when you may have stepped where some stinky Man-Cat was lounging. Ugh!


Yech! Rumpy! I smell Rumpy! Lick, lick, lick, lick.

Purrfection. Nothing but Man-Cat Toby on my Tootsies.

I never said All Man-Cats are Stinky!
Purrs
Ms Fitz (The Rose Among Thorns)

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Buddy Budd wit Funz an da Retractor

He Catz!
Buddy Budd bein heer wit daRetractor Noticer!

Ah doan knowz whut dat Timmerz wuz tinkin? He wen an putta werd inna Bloggie dat izza furbidder werd. It be furbidder cuz we stander inz solidaar-ity wit ar pals at da Trout Towner!

Whut he bin thinker! He shudda sayed: Da B... 
Hoo-Cat! Buddy Budd almoz sayed it! 

He shudds sayed: B-werd Cat Catcher Toy by the maker of Go Cat Feather Toys

So diz a officer Retractor Noticer of da Tomcatz Fambly usin dat Negatoree B-Werd!

Big Tomcat Sorree Sorree too da Trout Townz!
Yep Yep

Now dat Funz comin! 

Furst we gotta veree nize paw painter Paintin by Cole of da Colehaus Cats


Painting by Cole of the Colehaus Cats!
Click photo to order yours!

Dad readee ta painter and new rugger da Tomcat Man-Shun! That sum gud gud gud paintin gonna be onna wall!
Yessir 

Now more Funnin! 

Youz all inviter to da Buddy Budd'z owner secretz Gardenz. Buddy bin sharin! Fur da summa you doan gotta be a Bloo ta visiter (sept when Buddy iz havin hiz bloo frens in fur da partee hartee.) 

You all inviter to mah Gardenz. Doan gotta bee Bllue! 

Thanker fur visitin!
Yessir
Your Buddy 
Buddy Budd

Monday, June 10, 2013

Nothing like Kitty Goodies

I have fun to report Today

Whee We got Goodies! Dad got us a really good Lazer. He said he got really tired of buying a new one all the time just to have it work for a day, if we were lucky. He got a good one. INFINITER 100 Red Laser Pointer from Amazon. 

When you buy a lazer you have to make sure it is safe for us. Dad knows about those things so we say: Thanks Dad! Great Fun. Lets Play!

Fitz you Furst!

OK Timmy! Imagine my surprise when Dad showed me our new Goodie!

It looks good! It even whiffies Good!
Thanks Dad! Love it! 
Check us out having fun with the this Great Lazerr!


We also got a Super Catnip Mousie from Oskar and Klaus! It is the BEST as you can see!

Very Nice fur a Lick or Few!

Well. I guess I can agree on this! Nothing else though!

Love it Love it Love it

Yes Mousie you are a good mousie!

You need two photos of the Kyoot Lady Cat! Purrrrrrr
Whee! Dad was on a roll. He also got us something we have wanted furever! Drum-Roll Please!

Da Bird Cat Catcher Cat Toy by the maker of Go Cat Feather Toys! Whee

We wanted to have some pictures of us playing with this but, well, too much action to catch us with the flashy box. Maybe next time!

Purrs 
Timmy Tomcat

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Sunday Award Funday

We want to thank our great pals over at the Katnip Lounge fur sharing a great Award: Ambers Wonderpurr Award! 



They got it from the great cats over at Cherry City Kitties who say this: "This is all about the love. You don't have to do anything, but share. No questions, no contests, no elebenty hundred bloggers to nominate, just love.

So if our friends would be so good as to share this with 5 of their blogging friends, together we can share the purrs and love throughout the blogosphere."

We love this! We nominate:


Whoa! How cool is that. We actually have passed on some awards due to simply not having the time to spend answering 20 questions and writing a dossier. 

Mom at the Katnip Lounge has a hurt knee so send purrs! 
Have a great Sunday Furends!

Timmy Tomcat

Friday, June 7, 2013

Training with Timmy Tomcat

Be ready fur anything!

Hey Tomcat Family! Training Time. Ms Fitz you're up furst.

Do I have to?

I thought you liked training with me?

Well... I do... But...

Come on... You can tell your friend Timmy.

Uh... OK, Rumpy says I look like a Wild Cat when I get excited.
He says Toby laughs at me.

Goodness! That Rumpy. Don't you believe it! 
I know what Toby says. Toby thinks you are all Lady Cat! 
If you notice he is a bit wild too!

Whew! Thanks Timmy. By the way...
GET READY FUR ME CAT!

Here I COME! MRAWR!

Don't show your paw. I saw that move coming.
Omph! Thought I had you!

Good move! Keep light paws as you circle the opponent!
Gotcha!

Always be ready fur the Smacky Paw!

Thanks Timmy. That was Grrreat!
You are welcome. Remember to practice. Maybe ask Toby.
Oh Yes! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Uh... Yeah... Sure Fitz. Wait till my TV show is over OK.

Some things never change.

Purrs From the Tomcat Home

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Tomcat Tuesday with the Boyz

First we have an announcement.

Monday was our Angel Amber's Rainbow Bridge Anniversary. She had a big smile everyday and it was always Sunny when Amber was around. Till we meet again Sweet Girl.

I love to smile, purr, and get a bit of fur on you, just a little.

So Toby and I have a grand plan to develop dramatic presentations for cats. This, our first, is that there is a treat payment due an honest cat and when he comes to collect from Ponzi Kitty the fur flies. Great idea isn't it. Oh yes, one more thing, as we cats have short attention spans, here is the first Diminutive Drama of less than ten seconds. No more waiting hours for the ending and falling asleep so you miss it anyhow. On with the show!


We think this could catch on!

Now lets give the floor to Buttons. Take it away Dood.

Hi cats, let me tell you something, I love boxes. I love bags even more. But there is one thing that well...

Have you ever jumped in a bag and then had a funny feeling. Like maybe there
was someone watching? I shrug it off but the feeling is still there.

Yeah, some days you can really play mind games on yourself. 
I guess that is one of those odd things about life. Well while you chew on that little tidbit I need to announce that I will now be the account executive for Diminutive Drama Productions.

Come into my office and lets go over our next presentation.
Pay no mind to that fine print. 

Hold on, what's that? Who's lawyer is saying they are going to sue?
Send in our "Expediter"

Mr Buttons:*whisper whisper pssst whisper pssst*

Rumpus "The Breaker" Bumpus: "Ya, I got it, dey gonna be sorry
 dey ever messed wit da Tomcat Organization!

Some cat will be very secure the next time they decide
to fit into a handy box or nice bag. 

As we close we hear Mr B saying some final words: Wait till you are home safe in your bag! MwaHaHaHa!

A Tomcat Family Production
of a Diminutive Drama
Starring
Mr Buttons as Mr B
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots as Rumpus"The Breaker" Bumpus
Buddy Budd as The Mysterious Cat in the Background
Timmy Tomcat playing The Cat Behind the Great Treat Ponzi Scheme 
Toby Tomcat playing Honest Cat
Ms Fitz Costumes and Set Design

Refreshments by Treat Meister
Distributed by Good Kitty Adoptions 
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Buddy Budd: Da movies inna movies mah idee. 
Yessir