Yeah, well, if you had done the right thing from....
STOP! I am giving you your shot!
*Mumble Grumble* OK Lady Kitties!
Feast your eyes on THIS CAT!
|Hi Lady Cats, Rumpy here!|
|One Man-Cat Worth a Second Look!|
|Oh-My-Cat! Buddy! Get a load of THAT!|
|Whut? Where? Oh Mah Goodnezz!|
|An he calls you Chubby. MOL!|
|I AM FLUFFY! Not Paunchy like Buddy or even Buttons!|
|WHAT! Paunchy! Why you Back-Alley-Cat You!|
|THIS is what a Pin-Up Man-Cat Looks Like!|
Well, Sorry about the excitement. Tomcats are like that you know.
Have a great day!
Your Pal Timmy Tomcat