First we have an announcement.
Monday was our Angel Amber's Rainbow Bridge Anniversary. She had a big smile everyday and it was always Sunny when Amber was around. Till we meet again Sweet Girl.
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| I love to smile, purr, and get a bit of fur on you, just a little. |
So Toby and I have a grand plan to develop dramatic presentations for cats. This, our first, is that there is a treat payment due an honest cat and when he comes to collect from Ponzi Kitty the fur flies. Great idea isn't it. Oh yes, one more thing, as we cats have short attention spans, here is the first Diminutive Drama of less than ten seconds. No more waiting hours for the ending and falling asleep so you miss it anyhow. On with the show!
We think this could catch on!
Now lets give the floor to Buttons. Take it away Dood.
Hi cats, let me tell you something, I love boxes. I love bags even more. But there is one thing that well...
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Have you ever jumped in a bag and then had a funny feeling. Like maybe there was someone watching? I shrug it off but the feeling is still there. |
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| Yeah, some days you can really play mind games on yourself. |
I guess that is one of those odd things about life. Well while you chew on that little tidbit I need to announce that I will now be the account executive for Diminutive Drama Productions.
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Come into my office and lets go over our next presentation. Pay no mind to that fine print. |
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Hold on, what's that? Who's lawyer is saying they are going to sue? Send in our "Expediter" |
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Mr Buttons:*whisper whisper pssst whisper pssst*
Rumpus "The Breaker" Bumpus: "Ya, I got it, dey gonna be sorry
dey ever messed wit da Tomcat Organization!
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Some cat will be very secure the next time they decide to fit into a handy box or nice bag. |
As we close we hear Mr B saying some final words: Wait till you are home safe in your bag! MwaHaHaHa!
A Tomcat Family Production
of a Diminutive Drama
Starring
Mr Buttons as Mr B
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots as Rumpus"The Breaker" Bumpus
Buddy Budd as The Mysterious Cat in the Background
Timmy Tomcat playing The Cat Behind the Great Treat Ponzi Scheme
Toby Tomcat playing Honest Cat
Ms Fitz Costumes and Set Design
Refreshments by Treat Meister
Distributed by Good Kitty Adoptions
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Buddy Budd: Da movies inna movies mah idee.
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