Friday, September 22, 2017

Friday with Fitz: Workin it


*Flip-Flop*
Yee-Meooww

*Flip-Flip*
Raaaawwwrrr

Gonna Get-Cha!
*Flipp*

Whoops
*Flip*

*Bitey*

Whew. Flipping Out sure is a lot of work


Miss Fitz


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Where Arrrr Those Pirate Cats Now?


Hey Timmy give up that Nip Fish will you
There is one behind you Fitz
I knew that I like the pink one. By the way did you
see the Got-cha Day Boy

Now that you meow it, no...

Hey Buddy did you see Rumpy?
Ya shud let sleepin cats be, an yup, ah didz
Where?
Raght where he alwayz iz only a bit under da
weatherz Har Har

Ohhhh...
Who knew you could have too much nip and fun
Ohhhh...

Hey Rumpy! How about some tasty Fish Feast?
Stop Sayi... URP...
Uh Oh... Dad's got a hairball to clean up MOL
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Rumpy look! This will blow down that Nip Hangover
Pipo and Petcretary sent a custom card to you

*Rumpy wakes up*
Me-Wow! Thank so much I love it!
*Rumpy's head weaves as he goes back to sleep*

MOL Well it perked him up


Oh No! Rumpy what now!
*Opens an eye* Sorry Dad
That's fine my hung over kitty, it won't be the last LOL

Timmy Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Einstein
Dad Pete

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Meow Like a Pirate for Rotton Rumpys Gotcha Day


We arrr all meowin lak pirate cats taday me hearty's
That we are Barnacle Budd Tee Hee

I hope ye are going to give me my Gotcha Day Pawty
Its a day late already!
No worries on that Rotton Rumpy

Yarr Beastly Buttons there had best be a hearty pawty
or I will loose the cannons

I tell ya Rotton Rumpy that there will be a pawty to die fur
In fact I have to go to the gun deck to announce it

Terrible Toby, lets show Rotton a grand pawty with noise makers
Break open the gunpower ta shoot ye big cannon

Yaar Beastly this pirate cat will land a ball between a dogs eyes
*BOOM, BOOM, BOOM*
*POW, POW, POW*

Captain Terrible ah gotz da goodies ready ta serve
Well done Barnacle Budd
I think the swab is a bit thin skinned Captain.
Evil Einstein waited over a week.

That he be furst mate Fearless, that he be...

Rotten Rumpy we got ye a Not Rotten cake
Evil Einstein will lead us in song
Umm, do I have a choice
Sorry, Captains choice
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Cause ye be a grand pirate cat!
Happy Gotcha Day to ye

Yay Rotton, Way to go, Ye da cat, What a crewmate, Ye arr a fine cat, Cut ye cake with my saber!
Thank ye crew! Thank ye!

Cant ye give me an Kali da Kutie space ya swab!
Ohh Barnacle you are my main man cat Tee Hee
I am just looking fur...
Up here ye floof brain. I said the top deck!
Sorry Shoo the Scary, Sorry
Get up here and cuddle ye swab
Wow be right there

Thanks ye fur comin to thee Gotcha Day Pawty of all time!


Capt Terrible Tim
Terrible Toby
Kali the Cutie from Canadian Cats
Barnacle Buddy Budd
Rotton Rumpy 
Fearless Fitz
Beastly Buttons
Evil Einstein
Shoo the Scary from Canadian Cats
One Eyed Pete

Monday, September 18, 2017

Oh Why Me


So here I am and I ask you Why Me?
I try and be a good kitty, really I do.
And still I am at the bottom of the barrel, thrown under the
bus, last in line, called late fur supper.

Rumpy you never get called late for supper. You are always
first in line. I am sorry about today.

Are you, *sniff, sniff*, I feel lost and...
Don't push it!
So what happened?
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Rumpy I just had things to do for our new place.
And that's more important than Me?
No. I just was tired on Sunday night and totally forgot.
How can you furget My Got-Cha Day?
I was going to put the post together and... Sorry!
Tell you what. Tomorrow we will have your pawty
as you all Meow Like Pirates!

That sounds like fun. 
I guarantee it will be
Cool, thanks Dad!

Friends stop by tomorrow for Rumpy's late Got-cha Day and Meow Like Pirates, Arrrr
Ya better or Ruffian Rumpy will make ya walk the plank Arrrr!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Dad Pete