Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Secret Identity Revealed


Hey Dad! Look what I got in the mail.

Our furend Sampson over at Kitty Cat Chronicles
sent us the Captain America shirt. He looked simply Amazing! Check him out here!

Rumpy: Wow Timmy! How fun!

Rumpy: I will model it as I know
you do not wear things

Rumpy: I look snazzy!

Toby: Hah!
Rumpy: Gonna whack you with my shield!

Einstein: Look Sampson sent toys!
Rumpy: I have to get this off. DAD!

Einstein: Look! I have a super outfit too!

I, Rumpy Bump Stumpnots, have joined a grand Blog-O-Sphere parade following Sampson of Kitty Cat Chronicles who got it from Lady Olivia of The Cat on my Head who got it from Raz and Allie of Friends Furever who got it from Two Two of Marg's Animals who got it from Laila and Minchie of Cat-A-Holic.

Sorry we did not have better photos. I was not comfy and had to get it off. Einstein was going to try but dad did not have enough band aids.

I Rumpy Bump Stumpnots will now be known as
Captian Cat-America! Thanks Timmy

OK Rumpy.
By the way furends we want to apawlogize fur Buttons and Einstein at the Man-Cat Monday Birthday Pawty. Seems they wanted to goof on Toby and said Buddy's name every time they should have said Toby. Do you two have something to meow!
Einstein: Sowwy Toby
Buttons: Sorry Toby
Thanks cats. Now an impawtent message. The typist is covering fur another human at work and this means he is doing double work. We may not be visiting much till next week.
Purrs all
Timmy Tomcat

Monday, April 14, 2014

Man-Cat Monday Birthdays for Toby and Rumpy!


Chorus:
Happy Birthday to Toby and Rumpy 
Happy Birthday to Rumpy and Toby
Dad: Cause we love you so much
Buttons: Cause I like Buddy... *He glares at Rumpy*
Toby: Cause I am the Most Handsome Cat Ever and I am So Smart and I... (Dad shushes Toby)
Fitz: Cause Toby is my BBF! *Fitz looks dreamily at Toby*
Timmy: Cause you are my brofurs
Einstein: Cause I play with Rumpy and Buddy is a cool old cat dood!

Chorus:
Happy Birthday to Toby and Rumpy 
*Timmy whispers to Miss Fitz who goes into the kitchen*

Well thanks fur coming furends. Wait till you see what we have going on today! 
*Timmy Nods to Buttons who starts bringing out the noms*

Toby will be seven years young while our big white fellow just turned four years. I want to... 
*Rumpy pushes in front of Timmy*
Rumpy: Furends, Roaming Ferals, Countryside Cats, swivel me your ears! Now back when I furst came and I was not sure I should stay but had no other place to go but that was the way it was and I said this about that then this about that no I think it was the other way and let me say blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...
*Toby pushes Rumpy back*
Toby: Thank you my dear sweet little kitty Miss Fitz you made a great spread. Furends! Lets Eat!
Timmy: A great idea Toby! Purrlease help yourself.

Fill up on Filet

Lick that Lobster

Too nice Tuna

Bacon for evfurry plate

Have some Nip to keep the appetite up

Niptini

I like Milk with my meal

Plenty of play time too! Nip Mice or...

Jingle Balls. Your pick

Thanks fur coming to our pawty

Toby: Thank Mew Furends

Rumpy: Thanks fur coming!
Thanks Meezers fur this fine card!

Purrs Furends




Sunday, April 13, 2014

Always let Sleeping...

Yes these fellows really have the Easy down pat.
Rumpy takes one end

Buddy takes the other

With Timmy right in the middle

Yes these cats have...
Buddy: WHUT... Who Makin da Noise'r!

Buddy: Dad! Ya Mind!
Um, sorry...

Buddy: Grumble, mumble, grumble
Zzzz's
*Dad quietly goes back to sipping his tea*

There you have it folks. As the saying goes: It's always better to let sleeping cats Easy. 
*Dad whispers: Make sure you come by on Monday. We are celebrating Rumpy and Toby's Birthdays.*
Dad Pete

Friday, April 11, 2014

Friday Goings on with Miss Fitz

Hi Lady-Cats. What a day we had. Of course there were males at the bottom of evfurry thing. When the going got tough those Men got going alright!

Going at the wrong time!
Going in the wrong direction!
Going to the wrong place
Going for a nap!
Going with the wrong idea!

Silly Man-Dad has been talking about doing the Iris thing since, oh, last December. Here it is April! Dad got the Wrong Time no matter how you look at it. Then Toby yells: "TIMMY!"
What Toby

The little thing from the flashy box is missing

It was right here

Now it is gone. I looked on the floor.
Wrong Direction goes to Toby

Aha! A not very mysterious missing mission!
Ask the kid

Um, er, sorry Toby. I though it was a cat toy
Its on the stairs
Einstein has the Wrong Place Award! Of course slacker Toby keeps things rolling along

Rumpy, can you go to the stairs and grab the little thing
from the flashy box please.

Sure... Right after these Zzzzzzz's
Rumpy, Rumpy Rumpy. Who else would be Going for a Nap right in the middle of anything. Ladies, these boys wind me up tight. Sometimes I really...
Oh My !

Going with the wrong idea there Miss Fitz
Timmy, I, you, we... You got me! MOL!

What does your family have going on this Friday?

Purrs from the genteel lady
Miss Fitz

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Big Birthday Wishes to Marg!

Hi Furends:

We want to wish the animals friend Marg, of Margs Animals, a very Happy Birthday!

Make sure to visit Margs Animals

First we have a cake

Joe and Smoke get carrots

And a Salt Lick they can use all summer.

There are cold cuts so dig in.

With cold drinks

Have fun evfurry body, kitty and doggie!
Timmy Tomcat and Furmaly

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Easy Times are Calling

The Days of Easy are Calling! 

Buddy is Easily the messy boy Easy

E's always Easy

Timmy is quite Easy with Dad

Me, Mr Buttons am high and Easy

I have no idea why Fitz, Toby and Rumpy are off chasing Easy when it was right here all along.
**********
Before you Easy please help my pal, Cat Scout Buckaroo, win the Tidy Cat Cute Kitty contest on Facebook. All you have to do is give him a Like. Thank Mew. Vote fur Buckaroo Here
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Mr B very Easily 

Friday, April 4, 2014

A Cats Home is his...

Dum de dum, Dee diddle de dum...
A Cat is safe in his Castle, such fun...

Timmy: Dum de dum... what?
Toby: Let me in there

Buttons: Cat Fight! Cat Fight!

Buttons: Go ahead Toby, show him whats what!
Toby: Here I come!

Toby: Let me...
Timmy: Nyah Nyah!

Buttons: Toby's getting his butt whupped
Timmy: Go ahead tough cat
Toby: I'm Gonna...

Timmy: Gonna what
Toby: I... I...

Timmy: Don't go away mad

Just go away! Dum de dum, De diddle de dum 
being the Top Cat is so much fun!

Timmy Tomcat