Monday, November 10, 2014

Roe Who?

Yes this is the time of year we need to be thankful. I am thankful to have a nice home, good noms, a loving pawrent, but, and this is a purrty big but, maybe as big as Ftiz's big'ol Bu...
MY WHAT! 
Where did you come from Fitz. I swear you are everywhere. I was kidding any meow. 
*Fitz gives him the LOOK and walks off*
Now where was I, oh right, I am thankful BUT, can a cat get some peace around here? Really. I mean it. A cat wants to enjoy being a Great Hunter. Why just last Caturday...

There I was the Great Hunter enjoying my catch when Buttons stuck his mug into my space.
Hey! What's that you have? Ohhhh! Let me play with Roe! 

I saw an opening and made a break fur it
Hey, you want to be like that do you! Hey Family!
Einstein has Roe!

Oh come on... Can't a cat play in peace 
Let me check that out Roe Einstein.
He smells like fun. Give me a lick.
Nooo Mine Hsss Hsss Hsss

Drat... Cornered... Hsss Hsss Hsss
Have to wait for a chance to make a break fur it

Don't you know I set my great catch down for a few seconds and Dad Scooped him up. I did not feel so bad as just a little while later Buttons caught another Roe and Dad took his too. 
Things worked out in the end. I caught another Roe late in the night and played with him till I got tired. I left him for Dad to find in the morning. I think he saves them up to eat all at once since he is so much bigger than we are.

Einstein and Buttons Putting a Dent in the RoeDents

Friday, November 7, 2014

Too Big For Your...


*Lick Lick Lick*

Hey Buddy you big Galoot!
Whut? That yoo Toberz?

You bet! I want to set you straight!
Yeah Toby, you tell him.

I will Einstein

Lets settle this.
What yoo talkin bout?

You whacked me up last week
Ah waz juz funnin.

Go be takin a rest Tober.
Come down and wrassle like a Man-Cat
Oh chillz... Ah goin ta baff...

*Lick Lick Lick*

Here I am. Lets wrestl...
AH DOAN WRESTLERZ! AH WHACKERZ!
Oh my...

*RUN*

*Look*

*RUN-SKID*

HOO-HA! Head ya offz. Yoo betterz run!
Dis cat smart fur-sure!

Was that OK Buddy?
Sure waz little feller.  Good werk.

Fooling with Toby again Buddy?
Kinda hafta itz so easy Timmerz.
He was getting a bit big fur his britches

Buddy Budd the Britches Trimming Tomcat

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

No Substitute fur


Goodness I am on edge. That Fitz wears me out.
I need to recharge

No time to lose

Make way! Cat coming through!
What in the world?

No time to chat Timmy. Outs the way!
Alright Toby

Almost! Yes!
Right here is what I need!

Hi Dad! Can I have a head scritch!

Hey Toby. Lets give you a nice fuss
Thanks Dad. No substitute fur a loving forever home! 

Toby the Happy Tomcat

Monday, November 3, 2014

Toby is Looking fur?


Singing on the Cat Walk
I'm just singing on the Cat Walk
La-te-da-dum-day
I'm just...

Hey Toby! Fitz wants you.
Where?
By the window

*ZOOM*
Coming dearest!

*LEAP*
Here I am honey!

*Pant-Pant*
Here I am sweetness!
Fitzy?

*ZIP*
Where are you snookums?

That Man-Cat has to learn I don't have all day to dawdle.
Well I do, but... MOL

*PS Dad has an update on his page*

Toby looking fur love in all the wrong places Tomcat

Friday, October 31, 2014

Tomcat Hallween Pawty


Alright you cats lets get into our costumes for the big Pawty.
Grumble mumble grumble
What's that Buddy Budd?
Ah wanna eatz Timmer.
As soon as our pals see our costumes. I will make sure you get some extra treats. Remember furends you can click to biggafi!
Treaters! Yup Yup Yessir I will be gettin ready now
Thanks Buddy looks like you are our...

Toaster, take it away Buttons mah furend

I am a big Head of Lettuce. Toby you are on...

Look at this juicy Tomato. Fitz Honey...

You are a juicy Man-Cat Toby and I am your Bacon Girl! Buddy stop looking at me and drooling!
Timmy...

I am the Toast of the Town! Rumpy...

Nice White Mayonnaise! And my pal Einstein...

I am the Chef of course,,, Have a Cuppy-Cake furends.
Dad you want to help us get set up fur our big Family Photo!

Dad: Alright kitties you all look great. Let me get in my costume. Can we have a drum roll please to reveal the method to our madness... 
Rat-a-tat-rat-tat-rat-tat-tat!

The Tomcat Family Halloween Pawty
 or
Look at me I'm a BLT!

Dad you really are such a weiner, MOL! Now have fun furends we have lots of good noms! Look, some furends are here from Cat Scouts!

Cat Scout Obi as Princess Uni Kitty from the Lego Movie 

Cat Scout Cat as Chia Kitty.
You can be garnish for all of us MOL

Cat Scout Wally as a Pirate. Great beard!

Cat Scout Foxy as Bacon. Miss Fitz and you can share a plate
MOL

And evfurry cats Halloween Cat! Cat Scout Spitty!
Lets see who else is here.

Hello Nylablue. What's that? Your Mum sent flowers.

Beautiful... Thank Mew! They really warm up our home!

Now lets all PAWTY!

Start with a Scary Cocktail

These are really tasty

There are Bats

And Cats

Cookies

Mice

Hats too

Stay as long as you like. 

Remember to visit the Tabby Cat Club Pawty also!

Boo to Yoo 

The Tomcat Family