Friday, September 30, 2016

Friday With Fitz: Sparkle gets a Splash

Roar! I am a wild cat Hunting Mr Sparkle!
You sure are Einstein. Swish

Ooo... wild cat. All you are doing is sticking out your tongue
He is doing pretty well Miss Fitz
Let's see you do better

Come on Mr Sparkle let me show you how it's done
Here I come, ready, set...

Swish Swish Ha Ha Ha
I'm going to give you such a bitey
Try again Ha Ha

Help I need a towel
What was that about My Tongue Miss Fitz?

I did not just do that so you both Shush
My fans will back me up, right fans?


Miss Fitz
Mr Sparkle

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Monday, September 26, 2016

A Floofy Helping Paw

What to do. What to do.
Oh My Cat! Dad, Dad hold on, let me help you with that

This junk mail is dangerous Dad, you could get a paper cut.
Ooo look!

MOL, I thought that was a Treat Coupon.
Maybe we should check the bag in case we missed one

Hold it a minute I have an itch
*Snorfle, Morfle, Sphush, Nibble*

Thanks for waiting Dad. Oh look, we better empty this
bag and check for treat and nom coupons.

My you are a big help Einstein
That is nice of you to say so Dad. Now what about that bag by the door, we better open it up to check for missed coupons.


Sunday, September 25, 2016

Sunday Selfie with Einsteins & Einsteins Tailio

We are joining The Cat on my Head fur the
Sunday Selfies Blog Hop

Einstein are you ready Yet?
*Lickity-Lick-Lick* Almost Rumpy
Hurry up will you!

Hold on will you Rumpy. I want to look good!
You look fine Grasshopper
Well, alright. Get the camera ready


How do I look? Let me see Rumpy
Um, sorry Einstein, your Tailio photo-bombed you
Well, at least I have nice Floof to show off
You betcha Einstein

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

Friday, September 23, 2016

Happy Gotcha Day Rumpy Bump Stumpnots!

*Timmy sneaks in a cake and sets it next to the pawty favors*
Alright, everything looks good. Go and get Rumpy Einstein
You betcha Timmy
*Einstein leads Rumpy in and takes off his blindfold*
Wow! Einstein OMC! Timmy, what is all this then? Its your Gotcha Day Celebration you big lug. Thanks so much Buttons. Hey look Rumpy, here come the rest of the family. Yep, yep Mista Buttonz! Awlraght, listenz up! Dis iz yer maestroe Buddy Budd so lez  all git ta doin whut we practicin all weekz! A onez, anna, twoz, anna... 
Happy Gotcha Day to Rumpy 
Happy Gotcha Day to Rumpy
Cause  he is a Nice Helpful Greatz Family Member
Happy Gotcha Day to Rumpy

Thank you so much evfurry one

Friends please help us finish up the cake and noms. 
Take a pawty favor or two. 

Watermelon with Nip

Evfurry one's Fav-O-Rite

We have burgers with pickle and Bacon!
All the extra bacon you want

There iz grillin Beefy Cheesey, Tomater Samiches

There are tall clubs made with anything you want.
Here is a Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato with Onion

We are happee youz comin ta livin wit us'z on da dayz uf Sept 18 2010'z. Yep Yep it wazza fine dayz.
Thanks Buddy, Friends, Family. I love you all very much

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
**Gotcha Kitty Rumpy Bump Stumpnots**
Miss Fitz
Mr Buttons

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Miss Fitz has Impawtent Mews

MOL I have Timmy's Nanner and am getting it full of my cat spit MOL

Whu-oh... What was I supposed to remember??

It was really really impawtent

I was... I was... Awww nip noodle kaboodle I furget.
Ooo my Scratcher is calling me!

Thanks Dad for minding my modesty
We are having a Big Huge Event on Friday Miss Fitz
Oh right, got that friends! Be here or be not here MOL
Sorry Dad I couldn't resist
Be here you cats or Fitz will come a-visiting!

Miss Fitz

Monday, September 19, 2016

Avast Yee Filthy Bilge Cats: Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day!

Thanks be ta Bear Cat and his Momma kat fur this
fine pirate logo. Arrr

Avast let me tell yee a tale of the high seas and the barnacle encrusted bunch that plied their trade thereon, the trade of that most feared, the Pirate!  

The Lookout, Rumpy the Bumpy, spied the prize and
Terrible Tim set the course to soon intercept the unlucky vessel!

Arrr! Yer cats down on the gun deck mate Fearless Fitz and Gun Cat Tough Toby; load them big cannons ta show em we're not bluffin!
Aye Cap'n
Yarr Captain

The 32 pounders are loaded Gun Cat
Thank yee mate Fearless you cutie you
Not now yee silly boy, hee hee hee

They surrendered when our big gun shot across their bow. They then carried the booty over to our ship and we bade them friendly winds and following seas with a snigger on our cat lips.
Ha Haaa ya lubbers
Ya cant fight yer way outta a bag Harrr Harrr
Ya got no chance on da seas ya spineless seagulls
Git-cher skinny necks off da high seas
Watch out for the seagulls stealin yer dinner Yarrr
Go get us another haul and meet us back here Harrrr
What cher momma say bout stayin out late yer ninnys

Lets enjoy our captured Smores and Hot Chocolate
I can't beleive they gave it up so easily Buddy
Dey alwayz do Kali mah gal Harr Harr Harr

Hee hee hee
I am so glad we came Einie
I am too Shoko. How is the hot chocolate
Mmmm, here lick some off my whiskers
Hubba hubba

Arrr yee Meowin Like a Pirate me Hearties?

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Mr Buttons

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Timmy's Seafaring Selfie

Timmy, Timmy, get up will you!


What in cat are you waking me up fur Toby?
It's time fur Sunday Selfie's with The Cat on my Head
You were supposed to do that!
Um, err, my fur is not cooperating. I don't look my best
Oh good grief let me pick a good Selfie

Arrr ye swabs tis Terrible Tim the scourge of the high seas
meowin atcha from the deep blue!

Thanks Timmy
Now let me sleep or I will loose the cannon on ya!

Terrible Tim
Toby Tomcat

Friday, September 16, 2016

How is Floof Floofied

Rollin, Rollin, Rollin...

Keep that Belly Rollin... Oh... Hi

Sorry friends I did not see you come in

Mayhaps yoo furget mah floofy pal yer waz suppozed ta
tell our frenz how ya keep dat Floof Floofied

Sure, I can demonstrate on my big floofy taileo

This is how I get ready to see my main gal, Shoko from The Canadian Cats
I grab it tight and Whiffie nice and deep to make sure it is ready.
I then get a good grip

I really work that floof. Pull the fur apart and fluff the floof

Get deep down into it and it will really respond!
*Snorgle, Snuffle, Snaff*

Remember to be gentle. Leave the floof so you have plenty to show off. See nothing on my tongue.
Thanky Thanks Einsteiner. Dat waz grate. Ah got da more
sleek gray lookin furz but since ah been doin diz ah
really softz! Yessir!

Thar ya havvit frenz. Keepin da Floof Floofied by dat Floofy Fella Einsteiner. Letz havva big paw fer im!

Buddy Budd

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

I Buddy Budd Hearz Me Roar!

Hey Buddy wanna play?
Sure ting Mr Straw letz git-it-on

Can you get me?
Gonna git-cha I iz

Grrrr *Bitey* Grrr
Whoa Buddy a bit rough there

Mama Help!

Whew, lemmee git mah bearinz, whew
Whar didja go Mr Straw?

Is it safe?
Ah thinkin we taka breakz er-three howz-bout-it
OK. You are one scary cat my friend
Heh, heh, ah promize to be chillaxin nex timer. Sal-Raght

Buddy Budd
Mr Straw