Showing posts with label Buttons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buttons. Show all posts

Monday, April 1, 2019

April Fools Day at the Tomcat Home


Hi Friends. Lets see if you can get our April Fool Jokes.
Why are cats so good at Video Games?

They have Nine Lives silly!
What game do we cats like to play with mice?

Catch Har Har Har
Whut state gotz da most catz n dogz?

Petsylvania! Buddy you crack me up Ha Ha Ha
Who was the first cat to fly an airplane?

Kitty Hawk Hee Hee Hee
What is my a cats favorite subject in school?

Hiss-tory! Ha Ha Ha. Fitting Miss F.
What cats have the best purrs?

Purrsians of course!
What does a cat use to make coffee?
A Purrcolator Heh Heh
Hope you enjoyed our kitty jokes friends

Remember to stop by on Friday the 5th because our very own 
Court Jester, Rumpy, is having his 9th Birthday!

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Buddy Budd: Elder States Cat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 
Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman
Angel Mr Buttons in Spirit

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Sunday, December 24, 2017

Christmas Eve with Dad


Finally we have our little tree done
Hey Dad what's next?
I have surprises!
Ohhhh fun

We have our Christmas Balls from Winnie's Wish
Very cool but wait, where is?

Me and Buttons
There you two are
Let me get ready with the next surprise

First a little incense in grandmas house and next...

Wow! A book about Santa Cat
Hey everycat story time

Me-Wow! From Library of Cats: Santa Cat

Ready Toby, Rumpy?
You bet
Ab-so-lute-ly 

Dad reads the story of a kitty who is worried about not getting a gift from Santa since he has been naughty. He tries and tries to do a good deed and...

That was wonderfur!

Aw da lil'fella sleepy bye. Ah gonna nap rightz on diz fun book.
Ah restin cauz Kali an Shoko comin ta visitz tomorra

*After a bit*
Come on, bed time so Santa Claws and Santa Clause can visit. I will put out some treats.
Goodnight Friends, Merry Christmas! 

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Mr Buttons
Einstein
Dad Pete

Friday, December 8, 2017

Friday with Buddy: Floppy Buddy


Friday with Fitz Buddy Budd

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you wanted to hear from me.
After all I am the Interesting one around here. I wanted to talk about the dumb bear but... Big Buddy Budd is our Elder so I will
acquiesce. Take it away Floppy Cat! 

Ah waz eatin mah breakie uf mah favz babiez fud.
Ah haz no appertite fur anythin else but ate dat up yum
Then Buddy goez all Floppy Cat an boom! Fallz off da table!

Ah tellz Dad "I fallen an caint git uppy!" 
He saiz: "What is all this then"
Then he put me in mah warm beddy and he be worriez.
We play wit a fluffy so Dad saiz ah thinkin gud gud gud
Well yeah! Ah just tell ya ah fallen an caint git uppy.
Dat show ah knowin whut goin on.

Anyhoo, Dad doez hiz Nursey Man thingie. He saiz dat ah doant got no seemin stroker or nervy tissyoo trubles. He callz da vet an da big vet over all da vetz, Dads fren, saiz he will stay fur Dad.
We git ta goin

Da long storiez. Ya can jump iffin ya wantz.
Ah git dere an ah not happiez. It da vetz aftur allz. Dad tellz him all dat Nursey Man thingiez. He agree cuz Dad smart smart. Den he saiz ah may havva Imatragic Vestibule Dizeeze. Check out da olda post fur Dad  splainin. Ah check inta da vet hotelz and dey gimmee steeroiders, antibiots, thyroider stuff an putta huge splinterz in mah arm. Ah saiz "Ouchie!" Dad saiz "Nighty Buddy yoo git well soon cuz ah lovin ya!" "I will Dad, promize." Dat Sundayz.
He come visit an ah skeered ta da max. Doant lak da vet hotel. Dad sit wit me, we talk, he gimmee a nice thingie frum home cuz it smell lak home. Ah go ta rezt. Ah beat. Dat Mondayz
Nex dayz ah skeered still but sumptin mazin happen in da afternooner. Ah feeling gud. Not gud gud gud but gud. Dad callz fur infoz and ta come visitz. Dey call back saiz "Buddy Budd wanna go home an we siaz OK Doke" Whee.


Dad brung Buddy Budd homey an ah needa nappy nap
Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz
......
Is he asleep Angela
Yes he is Angelo
I think it is a job well done getting him better
He will make his birthday fur sure Angelie
17 is a big one there will be such a pawty
Look at how well Rumpy is doing
Another ongoing Angel job, look his back end is...
Yes it is better Hee, Hee. We love all our kitties
Buddy is waking up. Lets go!
We will be back at Christmas and when needed!
Bye, Bye, Bye

Whut a great nappy. Ah havin fun dreamerz bout kittah Angels. Lets go follow Dadz an... oh lookee, lunch!
Hey don't be such a noms hog!
Come on, share the wealth!
It gud gud gud and all Minez. Go way!

Dem two why ah chose diz shirty ta sit on.
Buttons iz Hokey an Rumpy iz Scumby
MOL

Hey Kali! Ah home an better better! Ah lovin ya!

Hi everyone Dad Pete here: Buddy is doing really well. Better than I expected. He moves slowly but that is alright. He has been sticking to me like glue following me around all day long. Right now he is laying half on my lap purring away. That is alright with me. Thank You for the purrs and Prayers!
PS: It was most likely "feline idiopathic vestibular disease." Yeah. Odd


Angela
Angelie
Angelo
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Mr Buttons
Dad Pete

Monday, October 23, 2017

A Late Tomcat Tocktober


Dad made a HUGE mistake and furgot to publish our Tocks!
We give him a little break as he is working so hard to finish our new place so we can move in. We have not been visiting like we should either. Maybe we need a new person? What do you think?
Here are our great Tocks in all their glory

Visit our founder at Just Ducky!

Hi friends. Time again to show our wondrous and sometimes ponderous Tocks. So Toby will...
Hold it Timmy. You Furst!
Oh... Alright

Here are some handsome Timmy Tocks!
Kind of a distant shot but acceptable. I will go next!

Here you go!
Toby Tomcat! You show those Tocks this instant!
Yes dearest Fitz

Better?
Yes my Man-Cat. I am proud of your Manly Tocks!
I like that
Purrrrrr
s
I have to work up to this
You can do it my sweet
Yes I can!

Very dainty Tocks my lovely
Why thank you my big Panfur Fellow

Your're up Einstein 

I have some fancy Tocks fur sure
Hey, whats this Einie?
Camouflage, Hee Hee 

Here are my floofy Tocks.
Well done Grasshopper

Are you ready Rumpy?
Here is a practice shot
s
The money shot! MOL
Take it away Buddy Budd
s
Dese are sum gud gud gud Tockz
Yessir
Yoo bringin it home Mr Buttonz
s
Here is the Pot of Gold Ha Ha Ha
Shur iz may little pal B

Dad are you joining in?
Not this year Timmy
That wraps up the Tomcat Home. 
Thanks to Friends we are coming to see your wonderful Tocks!


Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Mr Buttons
Einstein
Dad Pete

Monday, October 9, 2017

Headz Up


Um, Buddy
Yez B
Well I, Um...
Yez...
Er... What is wrong with your head?

Nuttin! Whut wrong wit yer Eyez?

Buddy your head is, well, its wet!
Yez. Tiz. Git wet when ah drinkz da tub trickle.
It Wetz an nuttin wrong wit it.

I said wrong meaning out of the ordinary not wrong, wrong.
Oh... Not wrong, wrong but wrongz iz dat itz?
No, no, no, I mean... Oh what do I mean...

I jus kiddin wit-cha Buttonz. Yoo alright in mah bookz.
What book Buddy? The good book?
Yer ketchin on Har Har Har
Ha Ha Ha


Buddy Budd
Mr Buttons


Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Happy 4th Birthday Einstein

Our Einstein was 4 years old on September 8th and we love him! 
He sure has grown up bi... well maybe not big but floofy, hee hee
Toby I have seen Grasshopper give you a whapping so quiet down 
He shur done did dat Rumperz. Hah. Ah shur likin my lil'pal!
Einstein you are a cutie. It's nice you have a special lady cat!
Einie you are such a cutie wutie kitty cat. Ugh. Hisssss
Buttons stop that right this instant or I will give you something to hiss about!
Mr B you hiss at us all but give it a break for the Pawty. We have guests coming.
Oh... Hisssss... Alright... Fur you Timmy... 
Sorry friends. Family can be difurcult at times but we love em

Here's Timmy with the Cake
Dad made this with your favorite, Salmon
Make a wish and  blow out the candle Grasshopper
Einstein, Einstein, Einstein
You are so cute little floofy fellow tee hee

He iz aint he Kali, Har Har. Way ta go lil'feller
No Hisses but well wishes floofy fellow
Love you my main man cat
Love you too Shoko

Make a wish and blow out your candle
I wish, I wish *Puff*

Meow-Wow I got my Wish! I have Shoo!
Thank Mew fur being my gal!

Hey Kitties. I just finished the noms and will put out the plates.
I have extra toys and nip fur after you eat. My boy has furst pick!

Einie my floofy man lets start with the Lobster Thermidor
That is a great pick! Wheee its my Birthday!

My sweet Buddy Budd lets eat fine filet! Tee Hee
Yoo gotta pick dat dis bloo fella be lovin Kali dear, yummerz

Lets rip up this chick-hen!
Yeah Rumpy great idea!
Now fellows I want a leg!
You may have two my dearest Fitz
Now Toby what if I...
I may get hissy like some others have!
Alright Alright

Friends feel free to have whatever you want. There is plenty!

Broiled Lobster Tail

Baked Chick-Hen

Filet Migon with Bacon

Butterfly Fried Real Live Dead Shrimps

Lobster Thermidor

Real Live Dead Shrimp Coctail 

Feline Wines

Hot Chocolate 

Takez a bitta timer ta wrest aftur ya eatz. Den we have da fun!

Oh Buddy, you are my in charge big blue! Tee Hee
Datz mah gal Har Har Har

Right out back we have Fresh Blooming nip
Grab some and come back in to roll around

Einstein I got you a new Nip Nanner and some fur the guests
You can take them home

There are Nip Mice fur you and your gal Shoko and all the guests
Thanks Dad. You are the best!
Thanks so much Mr C. It is so nice of you
You are welcome you two
Thanks Dad! Friends enjoy the nip mousies, nanners and kitty wine. If you want please feel free to stay over. We have lots of room. We will have kitty bags to take whatever extra we have left home.

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Kali from Canadian Cats
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Shoko from Canadian Cats
Einstein the Birthday Boy
Miss Fitz 
Mr Buttons 
Dad Pete Taking Care of Biznit