Cleaner

*Lick, Lick*

*Nibble*

*Lick, Lick, Whiffie*

*Liiiiiiick*

Time for a nap now that I have my floof cleaned up

Einstein: The Floofy Kid 

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How is Floof Floofied

Rollin, Rollin, Rollin...

Keep that Belly Rollin... Oh... Hi

Sorry friends I did not see you come in

Mayhaps yoo furget mah floofy pal yer waz suppozed ta
tell our frenz how ya keep dat Floof Floofied
Sure, I can demonstrate on my big floofy taileo

This is how I get ready to see my main gal, Shoko from The Canadian Cats
I grab it tight and Whiffie nice and deep to make sure it is ready.
I then get a good grip

I really work that floof. Pull the fur apart and fluff the floof

Get deep down into it and it will really respond!
*Snorgle, Snuffle, Snaff*

Remember to be gentle. Leave the floof so you have plenty to show off. See nothing on my tongue.
Thanky Thanks Einsteiner. Dat waz grate. Ah got da more
sleek gray lookin furz but since ah been doin diz ah
really softz! Yessir!

Thar ya havvit frenz. Keepin da Floof Floofied by dat Floofy Fella Einsteiner. Letz havva big paw fer im!

Buddy Budd
Einstein

Floof R Not R

You know Buddy, he can be a nudge but the kid has some floof
Yoo gotz dat raght Timmerz

MOL, Lookit dem floofy feetz. Dey big fur a little feller tooz
Cat Oh Cat Yes! His feet are as big as mine and I outweigh him by 5 pounds!

He  sure'is sumptin
I just wish he would behave MOL
Oh Mah Cat ah gonna busta gut MOL

He may be floofy but who is the handsome cat around here.
I ask you.
Lookee here will yuh!
Yes Buddy those Green Eyes may be a bit...
Yup! Dat whut ah thinkinz.

I am not Jellou... well maybe a little...
Sal-right Toberz. We all got good pointerz
You are the Handsome Kitty around here Toby. No worries
Gee now I feel kind of silly
Kind of Toby?
MOL
You two MOL

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Einstein

Hide'n-an-Seek'n

Comin outz, comin outz, wher-eva yoo iz

Ah caint seein dat floofy fella no wharz

Ah gonna lookee here'z an... Gosh durn... 
No floofy fella, whut next'z?

Shhhhh

Heh, heh ah not tell-im da toys he took wit give-im awayz

Buddy Budd
Einstein

Rumpy Bump: One Good Deed...

Hold still will you Grasshopper, you need a good bath
Rumpy I need a good nap, what are you doing

You know, turing over a new leaf and doing a good deed
Rumpy my Floof is just fine, let me get back to my nap

Just let me do my good deed fur the day and...

It's not a good deed when it isn't wanted
*WHAP*
Ouchie!

I'm outta here
But my good deed?

If I knew how easy it was to get out of  finish a good
deed I would have started long ago

Rumpy they say one good deed deserves another so what's next?
Timmy I don't want to hog up all the good deeds, have at them
I thought so


Timmy Tomcat
Einstein
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

Almost Wordless Wednesday - Einstein's Box

*Lick, Likity Lick Lick*

What was that Buttons?

I said you must not have seen the study about cats who lick
in boxes can loose their Floof.

Um... No...

Keep calm, don't run!
Keep calm, don't run!

What a Great Box

Hey what are you doing in the box?
I have no Floof. I am a sleek Panfur
OK... Hey, am I getting played
Never, perish the thought!
Alright... But...
Nope!
OK

Mr Buttons
Einstein

Room to let

*Rustle, Scratch, Crackle, Swish, Rustle*

What the...
*Crinkle...* Who goes there?

Oh, it's you Einstein. What gives with our new play bag?
What do you mean Our?

*Knock Knock*
No Kitty Home! Get away from My Bag!

Wow it is big inside!
No Room to Let!

We may have to cut back on the Room we have been Letting you have around here Einstein. You are a a kitten no more and have to share.
But I'm really floofy... and cute too!
You have me there.

Mr Buttons
Einstein

Einsteins Tails Tale

Einstein: Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzz

Einsteins Tail: I am taking over!
He will be gone and I, Big Floof will rule all!

I have been slowly pushing him out of reality
Growing Floofier and Floofier...

It is only a matter of time until...

He is gone and Big Floofy is in charge!
Nya-Ha-Ha-Ha

Zzzzzz... Huh?? What??

That was some strange dream.

How silly. My floofy tail taking over.
The mind sure can play tricks on you

Only a matter of time
Who said that?

I really have to listen to Timmy and only have a little nip.
Do you now
Who...

Einstein and Big Floofy