How is Floof Floofied

Rollin, Rollin, Rollin...

Keep that Belly Rollin... Oh... Hi

Sorry friends I did not see you come in

Mayhaps yoo furget mah floofy pal yer waz suppozed ta
tell our frenz how ya keep dat Floof Floofied
Sure, I can demonstrate on my big floofy taileo

This is how I get ready to see my main gal, Shoko from The Canadian Cats
I grab it tight and Whiffie nice and deep to make sure it is ready.
I then get a good grip

I really work that floof. Pull the fur apart and fluff the floof

Get deep down into it and it will really respond!
*Snorgle, Snuffle, Snaff*

Remember to be gentle. Leave the floof so you have plenty to show off. See nothing on my tongue.
Thanky Thanks Einsteiner. Dat waz grate. Ah got da more
sleek gray lookin furz but since ah been doin diz ah
really softz! Yessir!

Thar ya havvit frenz. Keepin da Floof Floofied by dat Floofy Fella Einsteiner. Letz havva big paw fer im!

Buddy Budd
Einstein