Family Pirate Selfies

Yarr! Ye be on the fine ship Felines Fierce so watch yer tongue or walk the plank to visit Octopirates pals in the  briny deep. We have some chuckles fer ya.
Fearless what did the Ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved
Octopirate what has 8 arms, 8 legs and 8 eyes? *Blub*4 Pirates
Evil how much does a pirate pay for a piercing? A buck-an-ear
Captain da Terrible whut iz da pirates favoritez doll? BARRRBIE

YARR! Thank Ye fer visitin and have some grub befur ya shove off ta pillage yer towne!
If yer take too many treats yer get da cannon!
Rotten Hush! Don't worry he hides his toys in his cannon
Aww Fearless! Now everyone knows

Admiral Dangerous Dad sayin all ships of the dark fleet ta set sail for The Cat on My Head Sunday Selfies Blog Hop. Hope our charts are aligned and we meet up where X marks the spot. Hope ta see ya soon mates. Yarr!

Angel Captain Terrible Tim

Angel Beastly Buttons

Angel Barnacle Buddy Budd

Rotten Rumpy 

Tussling Toby

Fearless Fitz

Evil Einstein

Admiral Dangerous Dad

Octopirate: Pickpocket with Many Hands 

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Rumpy's Pirate Gotcha Day Party

Happy Gotcher Day to Rumpy
Happy Gotcha Day Rumpy
For being a fun big brother
Yeah the same, Kinda-Sorta MOL
Happiez Gotcher Daze ta Rumperz
Thanks for the Cuddles my big pal
Back-atcha Dad and thanks Family!

Rumperz ah bin bakin at da Bridge an gotta Big Creamiery Cheezy Cake fur ya wit Strawberi sauz
Nice Buddy Buddy. We invited The Canadian Cats  Angel Kali, Tyebe and Einsteins gal Shoko. We send purrs to Mom Jean

Rumpy get ready for Fun with your Da-Bird!
Yarr!
Wait! That's mine and...
Deckhand Einie! Ya will walk the plank if youz complain with Admiral Dangerous Dad!

Arrr I be playin hard *Grab*
But...

Deckhand Evil Einie ya gots some birthday booty but on this ship we share the loot. What's yers is fer all an what fer all is mine. Yarr!
Wait? All? Yers? Mine? Oh... Arr right 
Galley is open ya swabs!

Arr I pour grog, mixed Rum and Spirits
Yarr Black Cat Whisker Whisky ta burn yer gizzard!

Angels Kali and Budd here with the non-booze drinks. No Pirate Angels get too tipsy so we like these

We gals, Shoo the Scary and Fearless Fitz, have Seafood. Yes, the Finest Fish of the Sea so don't become fish food Yarr

Tussling Toby and Evil Einstein here with Chicken all ways. That is what The Great White enjoys. Have at it or we shall have you Arrr

Barnacle Budd is da Baker Purr-Excellence at da Bridge! Yoo got da Strawberriez Creamy, Da Chokolate Krinkle, Da Creamer Middle and Rumperz Cheezy Caker. Eat-em Up! 

*Bubble*Tis the theivin pirate way of the sea for me. Make sure ya fill yer bellies an we thank ye for coming to The Great White's Gotcha Day Pawty!
Octopuss you give that back This Instant!
*Glub*Fearless this is NOT our friends jewelry.*Blub*
Better not  be! Stay safe and see you soon 

Angel Captain Terrible Tim

Angel Beastly Buttons

Angel Barnacle Buddy Budd

Rotton Rumpy 

Tussling Toby

Fearless Fitz

Evil Einstein

Admiral Dangerous Dad

Octopuss: Pickpocket with Many Hands 

Shoo the Scary from Canadian Cats

Hunter Tyebe

Angel Kali the Cutie from Canadian Cats

Angel One Eyed Budd

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Rumpy's Meow Like a Pirate Gotcha Day

Happy 10th Gotcha Day Rumpy Bump! So... why do I share a day with... Pirates? Because you are our only real Pirate! Good thinking Fitz. What was that Toby? Happy Gotcha Day Rumpy, Yarrr a bum. *Fitz eyes Toby* Cat Congrats. 10 is a big one fur sure. Thanks Dad. *Yawn* Way to go Rumpy.
Show some excitement will ya! Geez. I just got up.

Let's cut that Tuna Cake Einie. Aye-Aye Captain! *Chop* Whoa, that cake is bleeding! It's just tuna juice. Dad put food color in it for fun. Dad sure is a joker. Umm, it's kinda gross. I thought it would be fun. Pirate blood ya know.

I feel better in fur Einie. Me too Shoko. My Hat is stupid. Rumpy, Shush! You tell him Fitz.
Dads was right the ooze is tasty. Rumpy lick it up.
Why me? You lick up anything that hits the floor.
In fact, you fight to be first. Well, yeah, right. Lemme at it!

Yoo gotta admitz dat Budd izza badazz Pirate. Arrr, for that he is Barnacle Buddy. I want to thank you all for the great welcome, especially Kali. Awww yooz Angelz. Lets see what all our old friends are doing down below today! Yarr! We'z shall bring along crew. I know who!

Friends Eric and Flynn! Fine Devon Pirates Forever on Patrol!

Timmy Tomcat: Our Spokes Cat

Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester
Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed
Einstein: The Floofy Kid 
Shoko, Tyebe & Angel Budd: Canadian Cats

Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman
Angel Buddy Budd: Elder States Spirit
Angel Mr Buttons in Spirit

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Meow Like a Pirate for Rotton Rumpys Gotcha Day

We arrr all meowin lak pirate cats taday me hearty's
That we are Barnacle Budd Tee Hee
I hope ye are going to give me my Gotcha Day Pawty
Its a day late already!
No worries on that Rotton Rumpy

Yarr Beastly Buttons there had best be a hearty pawty
or I will loose the cannons
I tell ya Rotton Rumpy that there will be a pawty to die fur
In fact I have to go to the gun deck to announce it

Terrible Toby, lets show Rotton a grand pawty with noise makers
Break open the gunpower ta shoot ye big cannon
Yaar Beastly this pirate cat will land a ball between a dogs eyes
*BOOM, BOOM, BOOM*
*POW, POW, POW*

Captain Terrible ah gotz da goodies ready ta serve
Well done Barnacle Budd
I think the swab is a bit thin skinned Captain.
Evil Einstein waited over a week.
That he be furst mate Fearless, that he be...

Rotten Rumpy we got ye a Not Rotten cake
Evil Einstein will lead us in song
Umm, do I have a choice
Sorry, Captains choice
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Cause ye be a grand pirate cat!
Happy Gotcha Day to ye
Yay Rotton, Way to go, Ye da cat, What a crewmate, Ye arr a fine cat, Cut ye cake with my saber!
Thank ye crew! Thank ye!

Cant ye give me an Kali da Kutie space ya swab!
Ohh Barnacle you are my main man cat Tee Hee
I am just looking fur...
Up here ye floof brain. I said the top deck!
Sorry Shoo the Scary, Sorry
Get up here and cuddle ye swab
Wow be right there

Thanks ye fur comin to thee Gotcha Day Pawty of all time!

Capt Terrible Tim
Terrible Toby
Kali the Cutie from Canadian Cats
Barnacle Buddy Budd
Rotton Rumpy 
Fearless Fitz
Beastly Buttons
Evil Einstein
Shoo the Scary from Canadian Cats
One Eyed Pete

Avast Yee Filthy Bilge Cats: Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day!

Thanks be ta Bear Cat and his Momma kat fur this
fine pirate logo. Arrr

Avast let me tell yee a tale of the high seas and the barnacle encrusted bunch that plied their trade thereon, the trade of that most feared, the Pirate!  

The Lookout, Rumpy the Bumpy, spied the prize and
Terrible Tim set the course to soon intercept the unlucky vessel!

Arrr! Yer cats down on the gun deck mate Fearless Fitz and Gun Cat Tough Toby; load them big cannons ta show em we're not bluffin!
Aye Cap'n
Yarr Captain

The 32 pounders are loaded Gun Cat
Thank yee mate Fearless you cutie you
Not now yee silly boy, hee hee hee

They surrendered when our big gun shot across their bow. They then carried the booty over to our ship and we bade them friendly winds and following seas with a snigger on our cat lips.
Ha Haaa ya lubbers
Ya cant fight yer way outta a bag Harrr Harrr
Ya got no chance on da seas ya spineless seagulls
Git-cher skinny necks off da high seas
Watch out for the seagulls stealin yer dinner Yarrr
Go get us another haul and meet us back here Harrrr
What cher momma say bout stayin out late yer ninnys

Lets enjoy our captured Smores and Hot Chocolate
I can't beleive they gave it up so easily Buddy
Dey alwayz do Kali mah gal Harr Harr Harr
Hee hee hee
I am so glad we came Einie
I am too Shoko. How is the hot chocolate
Mmmm, here lick some off my whiskers
Hubba hubba

Arrr yee Meowin Like a Pirate me Hearties?

Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Kali
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz
Mr Buttons
Shoko
Einstein

Arrr tis Meow Like a Pirate Day Me Kitties!

Avast me kitties! Ye Can Biggafy by clickin on the paintings by our captured slave: da Dad!

Tis Capt'n Terrible Tim and his crew. Sound off ye scurvy cats.
Bad Cat Buttons here capt'n. Toby the Testy tis present and ready. Fierce Fitz ready ta fight! Barnacle Buddy will send em to da deep briney. Rumpy the Stumpy wit No Tail or Leg ready ta spit in der eyes. Evil Einstein will cut em deep capt'n
Well done crew. Lets hoist arrr sails ta Adventure! Ta the crows nest No Leg.. No Tail... Git up thar Rumpy ya stumpy bum!
Aye Aye Capt'n

Ahoy Capt'n an Crew! I have spotted the Freighter Feline Feast
off the Port Bow!

Capt'n Tim to dat down and deep dirty gun deck!
Arrrrr yee ready ta fire?

We plan to show no mercy as we grab the booty!

Gun Crew to the Deck to join the raidin party!

Ahh the life and rewards of being a pirate of the feline seas!

Pull up a cushion me furs and enjoy in our spoils. Make sure yee have at da Bacon and Cream!

Tell us what booty ye have stolen ye scurvy cats furends!

Capt'n Terrible Tim
Fitz the Fierce
Toby the Bad
Barnacle Buddy
Evil Einstein
Rumpy the Stumpy