Rump Day: Hurry Vote!

Octo, waiting for the contest results is killing me!

The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient.

Very true Rumpy. All good things come to those who wait
I wish I was Octo so I could whap you 8 times, at once!

One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach - waiting for a gift from the sea.

Are you Squidding me?

You know me, you love me, kinda sorta, I hope you will vote for me in The 1st Golden Ass Rabbit Awards for 2021. If you do Octo will scratch your cat ears. The whole family, at once!
Whoa, I need to ink about it

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Meow you what, if am wordy today you can pull my tail

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed

Octopuss: Our Many Handed Philosopher 

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Rump Day: Laz-y II

After our Discussion the Octopuss pointed to that sneaky Dot and I, almost got him
Oh so close Rumpy

The Kid tried once
Gosh Darn!

Twice, no luck
Dot You *^)$#!
Einstein you little &%$*, watch the language 

Then he ran into the house. I knew there was only one answer to this troublesome Dot!

Fa-Ghed-Abou-Dit! Zzzz, Zzzz, Zzzz

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. Wordy or Wordless we don't mind join on in to the fun!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

Einstein: The Floofy Kid

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Rump Day The Art of Cat Pushing

Today I wanted to review a skill all cats should know: The Art of Cat Pushing. First get some Cat Spit on your paws for traction

Then give a good Push! Work up to the big...

Two Paw Push. Advance practitioners can do a four paw push which is good for use against the dreaded uninvited tummy rub. Please excuse Dads terrible photos

I demonstrated this to the Floofy Kid back in late 2017 but cannot find the post. Curses!

Grasshopper needed a lot of work but got the gist

Got It? You better, there will be a Test!

We are joining Comedy Plus for Wordless Wednesday. We are Pushing on that wordless thing, are you?

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Rumpy's Masterpiece

Thanks for dropping by today to see my Art. I know you put up with the family waiting for my posts but be patient as I am working on taking things over. In this delightful rendering of moi the focus was put on my handsome face with PaintShop. I then added the Picasso effect and simply love the hint of color in my eyes. What a homage to the master. I bet if we met I would have been his Only model!

Guess who gets the Dad up so he can power up the puter. This fella! So I guess I am in-facto the de-facto First Commenter. No matter who took credit, Timmy!

We are joining the Caturday Art Blog Hop with Athena Cat Goddess. Please send requests for me at your local Art Museum directly to Rumpy Bump Stumpnots c/o this our bloggie

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Tongue Twosome

I don't know about you Timmy but this cat will keep the old fur looking pristine while those lawn dudes are bothering our yard. Wanna help?

Rumpy not in a million cat years! Besides I have something much better for tongue tasting right here

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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Sunday Selfie: Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

****Emergent Situation****

Today right after we posted our Selfie with Rumpy there was a medical event.
Something happened to Buddy Budd. He is turning 17 this year and has some medical issues but this is something totally new and very scary! 
He has not been eating well the past 24 hours and I was watching him closely this morning with his breakfast. He passed up his normal meal even with treats on top. More alarming was he seemed very unsteady on his feet. 
I got the rest their breakfast and he had gone into my office. I called him and he came out but was walking with an odd gait. He climbed up onto the table using his stairs and I opened some baby food for him. 
Wow did he dig in! He ate the whole bottle and I was really happy. Happy until he tried to jump down and fell!
Now he cannot stand or walk. He is in no pain. I thought a Saddle Thrombus but no pain and his back legs are warm.
He tries to get up but not a lot and, as stated, he seems to be in no pain. I moved him over to the water and he drank a good bit like always. 
He is lucid and awake!
Not crying and no pain!
Unlike myself he does not seem very upset by all this!
I will do what needs to be done to care for my Big Blue Buddy, Buddy Budd. 
Called the vet and he will get there ASAP.
PLEASE Send: Purrs, Prayers, Woofs, Good Thoughts, Vibes and Healing Energy! I will keep you all up to date. 
Buddy, myself and the family all thank you!

Dad Pete and Family

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We are Hopping with the Kitties Blue
Won't you join in too

*Lickity-Lick-Lick*
Rumpy! You are late, again, *Sigh*
I had to groom up fur my Selfie Dad.
Alright. Get ready, get set...
Hold it Dad!

???
I need something furst
What could you possibly need Rumpy?

A nice Head Scritch!
Of course my dear Rumpy Bumpy!
Mmmmmmm!
Good?
You betcha! Check out this good looking cat pose!
*CLICK*

Eat your hearts out lady cats!
befur we go I have self-help books that all cats need to...
Rumpy!
Oh alright

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Dad Pete

Rumpy Bump: Selfie Sunday

It sure is a lazy Sunday Snakey
Yer, righty, right there Rumpy Bump

Sigh... Bored...
Hey, I have an idea... bzzz bzzz bzzz
Cool!

*CLICK*
Announcing! Rumpy Bump Stumpnots!
Cat around town! Fearless protector of the...
Thanks Snakey, I have it from here.
Sal-Right
Sal-Right

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots - Cat of the People
Snakey - Confidant and all around slither'r'r 

Sunday Selfie: Rumpy Bump

We are joining The Cat on my Head for their
Sunday Selfie fun

Hi Rumpy. Dad said you are our Selfie kitty of the week
Mewnie it's been awhile since I did a selfie
It's no big deal you just...
Au contraire my colorful friend. You need to be Sharp.
On your Game. Ready to Impress.

To stay in the game sometimes you need to do
something Diffurent, something Wild!
Rumpy that sure is diffurent, MOL

*Click*
Hello World! Rumpy is Back!
But you never left and...
Again, I must stamp my mark on Selfie Sunday!
*Sigh* Alright my friend

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots - Bold as ever
Mewnie - Colorful and quiet

Rumpy and Blue Ghost

Hey Blue Ghost wanna play?
I thought you would never ask Rumpy

Gonna get-cha
You wish

RAWR
Oh my stars you are a wild... URK

Take a little easy will you please
Sure BG

It's those big paws of yours.
I'm a tough customer, sport
You sure are

Thanks fur the great workout
Samesies

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Blue Ghose

Rumpy Bump Reaches Out

Hi Billy Bob, what's happening
Yo Rumpy Bump. I'm on a Quest, a Mission of goodness!

Too cool. What are you questing for my friend
There is something really great for all cats that... Hold on
*Whiffie* YEAH! I have the Scent!
Wow, what is it?

Gonna get it ♪, gonna get it ♪, meow ♬
meow ♬ mee-oow gettin ♫ close
You're killing me here Billy what is it?

YEAH, Nom Nom Nom
Where are you? Send the address! Yo, Yo, Yo
Nom Nom Nom Nom
Darn. When a cat is in their noms they
may as well be on the moon

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Billy Bob - Full up belly boy

Selfie Sunday: Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

We are joining our fellow Bloggers having fun with
The Cat on my Head: Sunday Selfies

Dad visited his friends on Christmas Eve. Look at the great t-shirt one of our hosts was wearing. Needless to say the nights topic of conversation was, what  else, Cats!
They gave us some very nice toys and I was chosen to
be "Furst" with this fun goodie.

Here I am after my Chase-Catch and Kill.
Color Tail did not stand a chance.
Rumpy I gave you a freebie and...
Color Tail this is MY post alright. We will play later on
Alright already, geez-o-tailio
Thank Mew. Goodness these Cat Toys demand a lot MOL

I was so happy afterwards I asked Dad to snap my
Purrfect Pose. I am very handsome all the time but I felt very
Man Cattish. I was right after the
*CLICK*

Just look at the Energy pouring out of my eyes!
What a Cat! I mean Wow! I am really Special! Yes!
Now quickly go to the top of the blog and click on
Rumpy's Self Help!
Very informative and quite inexpensive. 

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots - *Self Help Guru*