Arrr... Timmy the Scourge Tomcat here with mate Fatal Fitz.
Yarr... We just boarded the nasty vessel of the Scurvy Mouse of the Seas Mickey Rodent.
|I have built up a mighty thirst fur Nip Grog Fatal Fitz|
Ay Captain Tim, let us open the scuppers and sink this
derelict ship now that Mickey is no more
How shall we ever find our way back to our ship now that the light has gone captain?
Fear not Fatal Fitz. First mate Buddy Barnacle Budd has stolen a strange and wondrous new contraption to carry us back to our ship The Excitable Boy!
|Err, I mean Arrr Mate Barnacle Budd come and pick your captain and furst mate Fatal Fitz up!|
Yeah ya Scalla wag! Hizzz tiz Fitzzz!
GOTCHA Boidy! Comin Cap'n, comin Fatal!
|The Tomcat Crew is ready to board any lowly lubbers|
ship unlucky enough to sail into our path.
Up the Crows Nest Ragged Rumpy to spot the enemy!
|Yoo better gettin Buddy his Treats or yer head be off!|
Tell Cap'n Tim Barnacle Bud!
TREATERS OR MUTINY!
Should we fire? Or am I fired?
|NO! No! Nope! Later!|
Never! In a bit!
Aw... come on cats... I'll be good!
We will let you down soon Ragged Rumpy. Now keep a lookout fur our fellow Bloggin Pals ships on the horizon.
See Timmy the Scourge Tomcat and Fatal Fitz at the Tabby Cat Club
The Tomcat Swabbies wish ye all a fine Day of Talkin Like Pirates