Showing posts with label Leap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leap. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

The Sad Demise of Blue-Greenie


Einstein be careful of Blue-Greenie's head! 
WHAT! I am giving him the BITEY! 

*Wet Popping Sound*
Argh, ya done me wrong Einie

Keep his body out of sight till he stops bleeding. There are kittens reading this blog.

Be easier with him alright
I am Cat! Hear Me MEOW!

Gotcha now Blue-Greenie
Gack! Urg! Pant-Pant!

Help!
Maybe I will cool it a bit.

Fitz! Save Me!
Sorry. I cannot interfere. It's a cat thing
I'm a goner for sure!

Let me show you my patented, Einstein special, Grab-Bitey
*Grab-Bitey*
No! Please Stop Ein... Ukk...

Um, Blue-Greenie, where are you?
You silly cat. You did him in. His body is behind you
What? No way Miss Fitz
Way Einstein, Way


*Einstein looks upset*
I didn't mean to! I was an accident. I was excited and, sniff, sniff...
The first dead toy is a shock but a part of being a cat.
Really?
Yes, it happens when we are strong and they are poorly made.
Dad won't be mad!
Of course not
Whew, thanks Fitz. I need a nap
Me too my friend, me too

Miss Fitz
Blue-Greenie - RIP
Einstein


Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Einstein: Slim to Won

Slim to none!

What was that Rumpy
Grasshopper, chances are slim to none you will bring Flyboy down to earth
Oh really
Really

Ha, see, I told you
Rumpy you have to play a little. We are cats after all
Letting him go was a mistake you will never...

Oh My Cat! You got him!
With hardly a bit of floof out of place

Would you like a bit of help with Mr Fevver?
no...
How about with Mr Straw?
NO!

Alright just checking, did you say slim to Won... heh heh
Mumble... Grumble... Mumble...
Sorry about the wing, another round Flyboy?
Let me rest up a bit Einstein
Salright


Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Einstein
Introducing... Flyboy