Showing posts with label Bitey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bitey. Show all posts

Friday, November 6, 2020

Friday with Fitz: Wrasslin and the Winner of my Contest

Hi friends. First the winner of My Scary Guy Contest was Jackie of our friends Eric and Flynn from Allern Farm Border Patrol. Big Congratulations!
Second please stop by tomorrow for our review of "Peaches and Paprika: Winter Celebrations". It will be supurrb.
Third Lets get to Wrasslin! 


Funny looking sausage pet are we friends?

Are we? *Bitey*

WELL? *Kick, Kick, Bitey*

*Ear Chew*

*Ear Bitey*

I think we are but Dood, clean those ears they taste funny

We are joining Friday Fill-Ins with our pals from 15 & Meowing and Four-Legged Furballs. I am doing the first two and Dad is doing the second two.
1. I never thought I would say this, but Einstein and Rumpy can be nice sometimes. Rarely but sometimes.
2. I  can’t believe Whapping your family is frowned upon in some families. Come on people, we're Cats!
3. Relaxing with my furs is how I deal with stress. There is nothing as nice as sitting on the couch with a couple of purring kitties after a long day.
4. Now is the perfect time to start cooking all those fall favorites. I have a tendency to not cook even though I like to. I have made a promise to get back in the kitchen

Miss Fitz: Sloe Eyed and Fast Pawed
Dad Pete: Our Old Hooman

©Tomcat Commentary by Tim: https:Timmytomcat.blogspot.com. All rights reserved

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Almost Wordless Buddy Budd: Get ta Goin


Yoo in mah Nappy Spot Timmerz

Pawsetion is Nine Tenths of Nappy Spot Rules

Don't you dare!
Yoo darin, ah darin!

*Bitey in da Butt*
Ouchie!

Har, Har, Har ya missed!

Buddy Budd winnin again!


Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Buddy Budd: Elder States Cat

©Tomcat Commentary by Tim: https:Timmytomcat.blogspot.com. All rights reserved

Monday, October 22, 2018

Einstein: Battle of the Living Room


I will tear you to bits
*Rawwwwr*

Grrrrr
*Bitey*

I showed him

*Cat Lips Lick*
Mmmm good

What. I'm not supposed to enjoy the taste of
my vanquished foes


Einstein 

Friday, August 18, 2017

Friday with Fitz: Tailio Trubbles


Pssst... Fitz... Oh Fitz...

What? Where?

Hee, Hee, Hee
Aha! It's you Tailio! I should have known

I showed you last time and I will again!
What?

Where did you get to?
Hee, Hee, Hee

Got-Cha Now you sneaky Tailio!


Go ahead, give me a gooood Bitey

No, I will just hold you down
Drat, you cat!


Miss Fitz - Learns Fast
Tailio Still up to her tricks

Monday, May 22, 2017

Einstein Vs Rumpy


Hey! Grasshopper! Lets go already
Rumpy go away. I'm taking an Easy

Easy Schmeezy! Unacceptable Wee One!
Rumpy we practiced all week

I am going to whap you awake
Better Not! I can Whap too!

See you're up so lets get going
Only one thing we are getting going...

A Bitey to your Butt!
Ouchie! Alright already you can have your silly Easy

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots - Was not injured during this post
Einstein -  The Easy Kitty

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

The Sad Demise of Blue-Greenie


Einstein be careful of Blue-Greenie's head! 
WHAT! I am giving him the BITEY! 

*Wet Popping Sound*
Argh, ya done me wrong Einie

Keep his body out of sight till he stops bleeding. There are kittens reading this blog.

Be easier with him alright
I am Cat! Hear Me MEOW!

Gotcha now Blue-Greenie
Gack! Urg! Pant-Pant!

Help!
Maybe I will cool it a bit.

Fitz! Save Me!
Sorry. I cannot interfere. It's a cat thing
I'm a goner for sure!

Let me show you my patented, Einstein special, Grab-Bitey
*Grab-Bitey*
No! Please Stop Ein... Ukk...

Um, Blue-Greenie, where are you?
You silly cat. You did him in. His body is behind you
What? No way Miss Fitz
Way Einstein, Way


*Einstein looks upset*
I didn't mean to! I was an accident. I was excited and, sniff, sniff...
The first dead toy is a shock but a part of being a cat.
Really?
Yes, it happens when we are strong and they are poorly made.
Dad won't be mad!
Of course not
Whew, thanks Fitz. I need a nap
Me too my friend, me too

Miss Fitz
Blue-Greenie - RIP
Einstein


Friday, January 27, 2017

Friday with Fitz: Blue Sky Flies High, Almost


Hey Buddy Budd. Is Blue Sky ready fur more?

Whut-Cha sayin Blue Skiez. Can ya handle Miss Fitzy?
*Puff Puff*
You cats have nothing on Blue Sky! Bring it on!

Come on Fitz lets see what ya got
Oh really!
*Grab*

Whoa!

*Bitey*
Ouchie!
-
What do you say now Sky?
I can handle anyth...

I was waiting fur you to say that!
*Gnaw-Bitey-Chew*

Arrgghhh, Nooo!!!

Whew, I have had enough Miss Fitz
I bow to your wild side

Good!
Because I defer to your hunting prowess?

No! Because you taste Awful!
Oh...

Nothing purrsonal Sky. Just the way it is
Not taken that way. In fact, I am a bit relieved. I don't have
to worry about being eaten in the night LOL.

MOL, Purrs my friend
Thanks Fitz


Buddy Budd
Miss Fitz - The Winnah!
Blue Sky


Friday, July 1, 2016

Fitz Friday: Stormy Wormy


Wha-chit Fitzer! Dat Wormy iz comin atcha!
Nya Ha Ha, gonna be wormin on ya

No Way Wormy, you picked the wrong kitty this time!
Nooooo

How about a nice Bitey!
Ouchie!

Do you surrender Wormy?
Totally

And so does my family
Family???

You really got me with that one Wormy
You should have seen your face


Buddy Budd
Miss Fitz
Wormy