The Trouble with Bacon is...

Thanky Thanks fur da Bacon Dad
Nom Nom Nom

Lick Lick Nom Nom

Liiiicccckkkk

Dad dere be a Bacon Problemz
Whats that Buddy

It gone when ya eatz it
Yes Buddy, it sure is

Buddy Budd
Dad Pete

Da kittah food group, Bacon

Buddy: Ah can't believing dat Fitzer thinking dat stoopid Catwalk is more impawtent dan da main food group fur kittahs, Bacon!

Dad waz cookerlating an Buddy Budd smelt it.
It waz comin on strong.
It waz mah favorite favorite, Bacon!

He made dat sammich, put im down and ah waz
on-it la lak, well, lak Bacon! Yep Yep

Dad: BUDDY! Oh Buddy. Alright, but, No More!
*Munch, crunch, munchy, crunchy, munch, crunch*
Heavenly'r! Yessir

Buttons: I am going to snag a little drink.
Dad: HEY! You cats...

Yez! Dad knowing dat ah jus gotta snagga bitta Bacon while 
Buttons been snaggin dat cerealz. (He a bit odd, Yessir)
Whut duz you snag?

Buddy Budd the Bacon Meister