Monday, March 16, 2015

Watch What You Wish Fur!

Rejoice my fellows as I, Einstein, have vanquished the dreaded foe!
What did you do little buddy?
Whut cha said?
Rumpy, Buddy, I pushed an old toy out in front of the hose monster who ate it, barfed, and died!

Well I'll be dipped in Nip! It is done fur!

Toby you do know Dad is so very handy and I bet he is getting the fixin parts as we meow.
No matter Timmy. We have peace and...
*Suddenly, Strange Laughter from the Bedroom*
MwaHaHaHa
Fitz what was that?
I don't know Timmy. Einstein, you killed the monster go and see.
Umm, maybe not, Rumpy can you go?
Go on brave Man Cat
Oh Alright...

Strange looking thing. Its all shiny and clean.
I bet its a new toy Dad got us. 

What is all this then?
We think this may be a new toy Buttons
I have a bad feeling Rumpy

*Mechanical Sounds and Movement*
MwaHaHaHa

Look! It changed into something else.

*Rumpy bolts from the bedroom* 
Gangway!
*Buttons follow*
Lemme outta here!

You don't scare me Mr V!
I know Dad can handle you if need be. 

*Mechanical Sounds and Movement*
Can't blame me for trying can ya.

Wow, are you one of those Transformer thingies?
My hose is sealed. 
We will get along fine then Mr V.
Sa-Right!

Dad: Thanks for all the purrs and prayers! They really meant a lot.

Tomcat Family

17 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I know you kitties will figure out a way to vanquish this one!

Lone Star Cats said...

I hate those things!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

We had a similar exchange of fur stealers in our den too...at least it is a wee bit quiter, but it sucked the stuffing out of a small rip in one of our nesting sites, OMC. We wouldn't want to loose our tails in there...

Enjoy your Shark, hey that is a fish...you gonna nosh on it? MOL!

Unknown said...

Yikes a new V...just when you thought it was safe to go back in the loungeroom..sounds like a movie! big hugs Fozziemum xx

John Bellen said...

That new vacuum looks pretty sneaky. I don't know if I would trust it, if I were a cat.

And we hope your dad is doing as well as possible, under the circumstances.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

doodz & fitz....we will getz a saw in de mail two ewe ta day, coz that red masheen iza cuzin in law ta de bloo masheen & it looks ...vizshuz...plane & simpull...vizshuz....

CATachresis said...

Those things are so fierce! I hope your combined effort can vanquish it!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Yikes, don't trust it! I think it might have a sneaky plan of attack.

The Swiss Cats said...

Three words : Run. And. Hide ! Purrs

Cats Herd You said...

Whoa, that thing looks scary.

pilch92 said...

That new vacuum looks like it could suck one of you right up- run.

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! It's a new rug sucking monster!

meowmeowmans said...

Uh oh. It's a Shark sucky monster. We have one of those here, too ... RUN!!!

Anonymous said...

OMC It's a Shark!!!! Weez hav one too and dat fing moves on it's own. And man it sucks up evewyfin' in it's paff. Sis Lexi dusn't like to be anywhere near it, but me has challenged it a foo times. Unfurtunately it's Shawk 3 and me 0. but me will keep twyin'. MOL Hav a pawsum day and Happy St. Pat's.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Colehaus Cats said...

Uh oh! We bet that one will really do a number on those toys!

Kitties Blue said...

That is the fanciest hose monster we have ever seen. It looks as if it will do lots more than just suck up cat toys, maybe cats as well. Be ever vigilant everyone. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Anonymous said...

Mee-yow wow that iss um new vacuum youss' have now...that old old looked dun fur sure!!!
Yur all so brave to check out the new vacuum. Mee not like thee sound butt mee doess snoopervize when LadyMum vacuumss....shee needss mee to keep an eye on her ;)
Just fink how cleen yur place will bee....pawsum!!!!
****nose bonkss**** Siddhartha Henry xxxxxxxx