Friday with Fitz: Man-Cat Misstep

Toby I am looking furward to a nice quiet Sleepy-By tonight.

Same fur me my little buttercup

As I take my Easy I feel on top of the world having my
ball while Timmy only has a Blankie.

Toby that is AWFUL!
You Wish all of your brofurs to do well! 
Right this instant too!

Err. Err. My Dearest Fitz I will... I mean I do... I mean I
will and do!
A little better you silly man-cat

How about I guard them through the night. Who would Dare
come in here seeing my eyes surrounded by the balls dots.
That will return you to my graces my Big Handsome Boy!
By the way, did you notice that you made that Err sound that
you do when Buddy is coming to whack you off the 
cat walk. MOL
No, no... I was just, um, clearing my throat. Yes I had a hair
ball remnant tickling my taste buds.
Oh Toby! You are a funny boy! 

Toby Tomcat
Miss Fitz

Taking Offensive Action: Moving on the Noms

Come on Buddy, Break it out fur the rest of us!

Ah will be thinkin on-it Mistah B-Man
We are tired of waiting aren't we fellas

You bet
Absolutely 

Here is the question. Should we take Offensive Action?
I say we move in and grab a mouthful or two
I am all over that idea B
Hey am I too late for this Move on the Noms

Fellaz dere iz one ting ya allz gotta member.
Dad layin here an he da one dat gimme my nite nite snack.

Maybe we should just watch
I second that
Rumpy do you want to head out to the couch
You bet Grasshopper

Buddy what is all this then?
Nuttin Dad we juz meowin
Alright. Just checking
Thanky Thanks Dad

Toby Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Mr Buttons
Einstein
Dad Pete

Timmy is Keeping Cozy

Now that winter has brought the 20 degree cold to PA I am back in my nice cozy nest. Dad holds the blankie up and, zip, under I go. 

While I am relaxing Dad gives me head scritches and my purr motor revs-up. The best part is the Family cannot see where
I am. 

They hear my Powerful Purr but I am totally hidden from sight
Too funny. MOL

I hope you all have nice cozy spots to nappy in too.
Keep warm friends!

Timmy Tomcat

Falling Off the Wagon!

Hi Fitz. I will see you in the bedroom in a few.
I want to touch up the clean on my feetz.
Timmy you and those Feet! MOL! See you soon

Ahh she did not see you my Little Nippy Love
*Whiiiiiiffie*

*Snoorgle, Snuffle, Lickity-Lick-Lick*

*Sniffle, Snuffle, Snorgle, Snuffle*

Ahh no one knows I no longer attend Nip-Anonymous
*Whiiiiiiffie*
I Looove You my Nippy Heart, Looove You!

Who's That?
Hi Timmy
Einstein... Go see if Dad has treats in the bedroom
He does. That is why I came to get you

Come on lets go!
I... I... I will be right there!
Are you feeling alright? Maybe Nip Withdrawal from
stopping cold turkey? 
NO... I mean no I don't think so
Well alright see you in the bedroom

Oh My Cat! How can I quit Nip! 

I love it soooo much!

What can I do friends?

Timmy Tomcat - Nip by Hook, Line and Sinker
Miss Fitz
Einstein

Pot Calling the Kettle

OMC I got my treat bag stuck under the rug.
I need start carryi...
Rumpy did you steal those treats?
Who? No! Of course not! nooo. What a terrible thing to meow 

Who is the brazen feline who dares say I would Steal

I watched you pull them out of Dads drawer Rumpy
Oh! Well in that case, take a few to keep quiet

I will not join in your dark deeds
Oh well, your loss and more for me!\
Kitties check out Rumpy's Self Help for tips on getting treats
Rumpy you are incorrigible 

Luckily I have no bad habits
Mmm my New Nip Ball. I will keep you all to myself
to savor your flavor all night long! No other cats allowed!
*Lickity Lick Lick Licky*

Timmy Tomcat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

The Never Ending Saga: Toby & Buddy

Buddy I see you are on the Cat-Walk for 17!

Yoo betcha toches Toberz!
Git-Cher Heinie up here so we can reezume da:
♬♪♫
"Never Ending Saga of the Cat Walk"
♩♫♬ 

Quite a bit of drama there Buddy
We gotta coupla yearz a drama behind uz
You have chased me off of here quite a few times
Yep ah shur haz

Hey! Hold it! I saw you starting a move!
Durn, ya ketched me MOL
So shall we call it a draw?
Wellz... why don't cha...

Really Buddy Budd
Da Saga Complete Fur Now Toberz

So why did I have to move and back up?
I an Elder an all
That really doesn't count here and...
How boutz 37 ta 3 winz whackin ya offa da walk
Please don't tell anyone
Mum da meowz, Yessir

Toby Tomcat ~ The Challenger
Buddy Budd  ~ The Champion