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| What a purrfect day to share my Handsome Selfie with the world. I am an Alpha Cat after all! |
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| I know, I know, you are thinking "where is Toby's White Whisker?" |
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| I think I look 10 years younger. Check out my fang. What do you think Miss Fitz Oh Toby! Come over and lets Cuddle. |
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| Buddy here doin da postin fur da week. Where dat feller? Dere be Toberz. Toberz, Come On Down |
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| Down? You mean up, right? Itz a sayin. Git wit da programz. OK. Now why am I the cat fur this post? |
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| Cawz it a Birfrday Week. It's Timmy's Birthday tomorrow not mine Buddy Yez, dat true, but, yoo showin yer ageing No Way! Big Huge Way! |
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| Did yoo lookee in da mirror an see dem White-Whiskerz I Have None of Those! Aw-Contraption! Yez. Yoo. Doez. |
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| Alright I admit it Yer lookin old old old Not at all. Fitz says it makes me look... distinguished Yoo say so's |
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| I do! What do you think friends? |
