Rumpy here. Let me tell you about an amazing thing that happened to yours truly.
After last week when Timmy got him good, imagine how exited I was when another squeeker came in and Timmy told me: "What Gall! Take him out Rumpy!"
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| He hid under the Armiore but I whiffied him out! |
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| He tried to get into the play box to escape! |
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| I put the Bitey on him! |
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| No more Hooliganism from this Squeeker! |
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| Einstein: You are my Hero! Rumpy: Awww, shucks, thanks E. |
So I was...
*Timmy Runs in and grabs the Puter*
Rumpy: Timmy what the...
Timmy: Hold on Rumpy. Let me change to the Cat News Channel!
*The furmaly gathers around to watch a grim faced Siamese who is reporting*
Siamese:"Yes furs it was quite a scene.
Off Screen Cat: "Pipo, give us the background on this story."
Siamese: "Minko, it was quite the scene. It seems that there was a strange visitor to the Tomcat home last night!"
Off Screen Cat: "Skeery! What happened?"
Siamese: "Well, we do not have all the details but this morning when Dad came out there, right behind his chair, there was a body."
Off Screen Cat: "A BODY!"
Siamese: "Yes, a half eaten squeeker!"
Off Screen Cat: "Do we know who put the Bitey on this foolish mouser who went into a home with 6, no, 7 aggressive cats?"
Siamese: "No, he was, um, a bit under the weather along with half in the tummy."
Hooman Announcer: "Thanks WeBeSiameezrs fur Reporting the Cat-News, now in Europe..."
*Timmy and the furs all chortle.*
Dad comes in: I would appreciate less mess!
Timmy: OK Dad. I will pass the word.
Hey furends, have you had visitors drop in fur a meal this fall? MOL
Timmy Tomcat
