Showing posts with label Downtown Kitty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Downtown Kitty. Show all posts

Monday, January 5, 2015

Downtown Kitty or Problems in Purradise


What? Oh No! TOBY! TOBY! Cab you come here purrlease.
Yes snookums. How may I be of Man-Cat service?
I was watching Downtown Kitty and something happened to the television. I can't miss a second!

Yes dearest... Hmm, what is all this then...

I know, LASERS ON HIGH! FIIII-YERRR!

Nothing...

I predict high drama very soon Toby. MOL!
Be quiet Rumpy!

Tooobbbeeeeee....
I think its this thing here Fitz honey, maybe I can press it
with my Handsome Panfur nose leather...

Nothing... maybe if I am nice. 
Please TeeVee will you fix yourself

Honestly Toby, what are you good fur

That's not fair, I am trying.
If  you loved me you would fix it!
I think he's not doing his best, he may have caused this!
Rumpy why would you say that?

Give me your treats today and I will be quiet.
That's feline blackmail. Alright.
Remember a promise is a promise Toby
Fitz, I will have it fixed in under a minute
Thank You Rumpy. Toby, we have to talk.

But... but...

Ah thinkin dat show got nuthin on dis family. 
What happened Buddy?
Drama. Dat whut .

Any high cat drama at your home?

Toby (the can't win) Tomcat