Rumpy's Sunday Selfie

I simply had to be our Selfie for this week before Christmas to dispel the ugly rumors that I, Rumpy Bump, am getting Coal this year!
Nothing could be further from the truth!

But just in case... I am going to just stay out of sight and be so good it hurts!

All you good kitties and puppies, people too, join us on The Cat on My Head Sunday Selfies Blog Hop. I hear Santa is watching!

Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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A Good Deed Goes... Punished?

Yeah boy Buddy, That was a heck of a job wrapping gifts
Ah doez it ever yar Rumpyrz. It whutcha do fur fambly

Oh come on blue. You do it for the perks like me!
Whut? No. Ah. Do. Notz!

Puuuu-leeeze big guy.
MOL!

Ah doez it fur da gud gud gud feelin 

Suurrree you do blue
At leazt gimme mah bed back... Rumperz
Alright you creaky old duffer you need a soft bed

Thanky fur smaller favorz
What is that?
Whut?
That!
Som little Kittah Angelz brung it late las nightz

Is that what I think...
No!

Not Coal again this year!
Rumpy ya git whut-cha put out! Be nizer next yearz
Santa I promise to be Extra Good from now on
Dats da idee Rumpers!

Buddy Budd
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots