Hi Friends and Welcome to Rumpys 8th Birthday Pawty. Wait in the living room while I make sure things are ready. Hop out once I call the Meat!
Shhhh Famliy. Every kitty be quiet. Don't make any noise until its time to start. Are you all ready?
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Yeah I am. What of it? Um, nothing Fitz just checking Make sure that's all Timmy |
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I am. Come on out Einie I will jump down What? |
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What? It's time Einie You sure? I was having a great time and... |
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Yes I'm sure Well alright. Fur my Sensei, err, pal, my pal Rumpy Oh Einie, he still makes you call him that? Umm... |
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Buddy are you ready Weel... ah guessin ah iz. Ah rather sleepy-bye ya know'd Good noms Ah iz IN! |
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Alright. I will wake him up RUMPY! RUMPY! TREATS! |
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What? TREATS? WHERE? Oh... What is all this then? |
A one and a two and a
Happy Birthday to da Rumpurrz
Happy Birthday to Rumpy
Because he'z such'er great er... Cat? Great Cat
Happy Birt-daze to Rumpy
You know it was really last week on the April 5th.
Doan yoo be pushin it Rumpz
Alright already. Thanks family. What was that stumble Fitz?
Oh, you are great in so many things I just was stuck fur meows.
Thanks. You are so sweet
psst now you feel guilty. hee hee
Toby Sto...
What was that dear Fitz?
I am just drooling over the food
Me too. Lets Eat!
Hold on first we have a card fur you
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| Happy Birthday dear Rumpy Bumpz |
Aww that really is nice. Thank Mew, honestly, Thank Mew
Well said Rumpy now LETS EAT, MEAT!
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We are starting with Chateaubriand Wow! You know this cat Loves MEAT! |
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Next we have Filet with Asparagus and Bearnaise Sauce I love licking that off my whiskers. Can I have two? You can have Three if you want Heaven! |
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We have Catbernet an Meowsling wine I feel a buzz coming on |
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No Pawty is complete without some Fat Cat Lager Buddy I will leave that to you big fella Thanky Thankz Rumperz |
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And of course, Tuna Cream Cake. Dad made 4 so dig in Thanks Dad. I am going to roll to bed tonight |
I almost furgot. There are Pawty Favors
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Einie has Nip Bags fur every kitty Cool |
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I got a bunch of Yeowww Nippy Ceegars Great |
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Um, Timmy, er... Can I have one? *Snorg, Goorgle-Snurf-Slobber* Maybe not That one alright Oh sorry. I get carried away |
Friends please stay as long as you like and Have Fun!
Please remember that even if you want a cat with a pedigree, like Rumpy, you can find a kitty who needs a home rather than buy from a breeder. Rumpy was dumped as he does not meet American Bobtail standards
Watch it!
Rumpy you are after all, a Rumpy.
Yes I am and Dad gave this poor boy a home after 4 months in a crate. Thanks Dad. You are the best. I came from Virginia on the Pet Railroad. If you are interested in helping a kitty in need who may have some or all pure breed in them there are many rescues that can help. Try your local rescue first.
I came from Pure Bred Cat Rescue. It has grown since my time.
You can contact them at
Thanks Friends. Have fun at my Pawty!
Buddy Budd
Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Angel Mr Buttons in spirit
Miss Fitz
Einstein
Dad Pete