Wild Wednesday with Buddy Budd

So dere ah waz sittin on da ender tablez when dat Tobiez sit hiz stinky butt downe on da Dad lap where'z AH SIT!

Ah gotta hair up mah heinie lak ah use ta afur ah retirez frum da cat whackin ring. Nex ting Dad see iz me Nippin Tobiez, Hard! Den ah chase im lak ah use ta and lean up ta whackin him. He doant knowz whut ta do!
Buddy! Stop! Stop! Help Timmy!
Toby relax. Your blood pressure
Ah got tied-roid. Pressure fine

What is all this then fellows
Buddy is being unreasonable Rumpy
He beat your butt like he used to. Cool
No, No I just ran over here to, to rest
Butt Beatin. Blamin Toctober Heh, Heh, Heh

Follow my lead
Laser Eyes NOW
Good idea Rumpy

Elderz immuner ta Laser Eye! Hah!

So'z Dad ya proud uf Buddy Budd
Kind of bittersweet actually. I remember when you moved like that all the time and this happened every other week.
Yeah ah slower but yoo iz too. Still luv, luv, luv ya
Yep, I love you too my big friend

Timmy Tomcat: Tomcat Home Spokes Cat 
Toby Tomcat: The Handsome Fellow
Buddy Budd: Elder States Cat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots: Our Court Jester

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