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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween All


Happy Halloween Furends!

Can you guess who is who?
I eats me spinich HeHeHeHe
I scale walls with my other half to fight crime
Your time here is at an end
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than Buddy!
Whut... Yoo waitz till later dood. Ah am an Avengers
May I have a pint of your blood NyaHaHaHa
My gal is scaling walls and we will take out the bad cats

Have a Great Halloween everyone and be safe


Timmy Tomcat, Miss Fitz, Mr Buttons, Rumpy Bump Stumpnots, Buddy Budd, Einstein, Toby Tomcat

Friday, October 30, 2015

Fitz Friday: Fightin Meows


No Buddy you cannot pass!
But ya knowz ah jus gotta, jus gotta ya knowz

Hsssssss! No you CANNOT pass and whack my Toby
Thanks honey, sweetness, my little...
Give it a break Toby.


I would listen to the lady Buddy
YES you should
Aww... K ah will do'it fur Fitzer
Nya, nya, Buddy can't pass, 
Buddy can't pass
Why yooz, dem'z Fightin Meows Dood
Not smart Toby, not smart at all

Sorry. Have to stick up fur my Man-Cat Buddy
Ah knowz it Fitzer. Jus gotta solvin dis problematical

Thanks my dearest
I don't think razzing Buddy was a good idea Toby
Hah. That Old Galoot has nothing to...

Guessin who'z comin Mr Toby raz-a-ma-taz Tomcat
Gulp, um, would saying I'm sorry mean anything
No, nuttin!
Help!

We endin dis post early widoutz showin adult cat contentz fur anyz kittens who'z out dere.

Thank you fur that Buddy. The kids should not be exposed to that level of running and whacking.
And
Happy belated National Cat Day to all our Furends. 

******
Our furend Rudy has an Ouchie in his knee. Please join in sending him purrs. Thank Mew!


******

Timmy Tomcat
Miss Fitz
Buddy Budd
Toby Tomcat


Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Wordy Wednesday: Cat Ball Capers


Buttons: Zzzzzz
Timmerz yer in Mah Catz Ball Kittah!
What?

Comin Outta dere yooz!
It's not your Cat Ball,we share them!

Hey whats up?
I pullin dis Catz Ball hoggin cat out inta da airz
You wish Buddy Budd

Ah gotcher now an... Ouchie, hey yooz quitz dat
You reap what you sow Buddy

No Fair you defendin yerselfz. Com'on outa derez
You have it next Buddy

Razum~Frazum no good Catz Ball Hoggerz
Wow, what exciting Cat Capers you two put on. 
He can be the cranky kitty

He sure is
Yep. He will just have to wait his turn
Can I sell tickets next time
Sure if you split the treat take
Done

Timmy Tomcat
Mr Buttons
Buddy Budd


Monday, October 26, 2015

Scent Sense


Ahh, fresh laundry and I have my duties

I have to add my scent to it so Dad is comfortable

I know how we feel when strange whiffies come in so I protect
Dad from the same

Now onto his shirts and... oh no!

Meow. Fresh laundry to lay on

Dad likes it when I get my fine white fur on everything
Yes he does

Are you done with those shirts Timmy?
Rumpy I am staying right here and if you had a lick of Scent Sense you would know how important this is
But I...
Don't even think about it

Timmy Tomcat 
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Sunday Selfie: Toby the Handsome Tomcat


I am joining in The Cat on My Head's Selfie-Sunday Blog Hop. I have no idea why I, Toby, am not the furmaly pick every single Sunday as I am fur-sure the best looking around here.

Click Logo to visit

 
Look at these Green Eyes in my handsome Panfur face. I mean really. Why have anyone but me represent
the blog on Sunday. 

Yeah I should be the face of our blog. Maybe even rename it: Toby's Tips to the Best Furred Man-Cats. Yep, that is one great name fur a blog.
The others, hah. Einstein, the kid, talks floof, floof floof. Big hissing dealeao. Timmy and fitz are oh so tabby and...
TOBY!
Um, er, um, hi there Fitz honey I didn't see you th...
I bet you didn't and don't you honey me you, you two faced tomcat! Come away from that camera and get down here this INSTANT!

Yes dear.

Bye furends hope to see you soon. I still thin...

Toby!
Coming honey dearest.


Toby (the asking fur it) Tomcat
Miss (delivering on it) Fitz

Friday, October 23, 2015

Timmy's True Nanner


*Snorfle*

*Lickity-Lick-Lick*

*Hug-Hug-Hug*

I love you Nanner Nanner

You are my one and only Nanner Nanner

*WHIFFIE*

Is that another cat I Whiffie Nanner?
Never Timmy

I will flip to hide you from any other!
My Precious... well maybe not that far Nanner...
I was with Rumpy!

Timmy Tomcat
Nanner Nanner


Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Almost Wordless Wednesday - Einstein's Box







*Lick, Likity Lick Lick*

What was that Buttons?

I said you must not have seen the study about cats who lick
in boxes can loose their Floof.

Um... No...

Keep calm, don't run!
Keep calm, don't run!

What a Great Box

Hey what are you doing in the box?
I have no Floof. I am a sleek Panfur
OK... Hey, am I getting played
Never, perish the thought!
Alright... But...
Nope!
OK

Mr Buttons
Einstein

Monday, October 19, 2015

Tock-Tober Time

Hey Miss Fitz guess what month it is?
Um, October of course. Halloween is almost here and we will get treats. Don't you know that you silly tomcat.
No Miss Fitz it is, drum roll please... rat-a-tat-tat-tat...rat-a-tat-tat-tat... It... Is... Tock-Tober! We thank Angel Derby for starting this great celebration and Ducky for carrying on the tradition, a bit more sedately, MOL.

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Oh my... Timmy I am a lady cat. This is difficult fur me.
That is alright I will go furst and show my fine Tomcat Tocks. Then come the brofurs and you will be last how about that.
That will give me time to work up to this. Thanks Timmy

You are going to get a great Tock Shot.
Ready... Set...

Tocks!

Me next Timmy. I wore my Halloween tie.

Very nice Mr Buttons

My little flower is a Halloween color too!

Wow that is nice. Buddy you are next.

Real Man-Catz show off them Tockz. Yessir!

Very Manly Buddy Budd. Rumpy how about you

Timmy having no extra useless appendage out back covering
what Bast gave me...

I am very comfortable showing my fine white Tocks

Uselezz appended! Why youz...
Buddy calm down. Rumpy was just kidding.
Well... K...
Thanks Rumpy for those Tocks. Next is our Mr Floof, Einstein.

You want the Tocks!
You can't handle the Tocks!
MOL
I saw that in a movie and finally go to use it
Check that tail Floof. My gal Shoko loves it!

Shaking my Floof...
Shaking my Floof...
Shaking my Floof  for Shoko!

No Cat has Floof like mine. Ya gotta admit-it
Einstein... Ah... Toby will you go after The Boy...

I know you all have been holding on, waiting breathlessly, to see these utterly handsome Panfur Tocks. Make sure the lady cats are sitting down before you let them look at...

Toby your white belly V is showing, MOL
Fitz... Oh... Oh I am so embarrassed you should have told me to change positions or... *Toby looks wounded* 
It's alright I still love you you silly Man Cat you.
Sniff... sniffle... thank you dearest... *Toby runs into the bedroom*
Well I guess after that display of... whatever... you are next 
Miss Fitz

Alright... let me ease into this... Oh, I am a nervous kitty...

BOOM! My Tocks are on display and I maintain modesty.

Well done miss Fitz. You have cute little Tocks.
Thank you Timmy. Friends make sure you visit the Tabby Cat Club as our Tock-Tober event was yesterday. Maybe join up while you visit!

Thanks for visiting. We hope to see your tocks this month!

Timmy Tomcat, Miss Fitz, Mr Buttons, Rumpy Bump Stumpnots, Buddy Budd, Einstein, Toby Tomcat