|Thanks be ta Bear Cat and his Momma kat fur this|
fine pirate logo. Arrr
Avast let me tell yee a tale of the high seas and the barnacle encrusted bunch that plied their trade thereon, the trade of that most feared, the Pirate!
|The Lookout, Rumpy the Bumpy, spied the prize and|
Terrible Tim set the course to soon intercept the unlucky vessel!
Arrr! Yer cats down on the gun deck mate Fearless Fitz and Gun Cat Tough Toby; load them big cannons ta show em we're not bluffin!
|The 32 pounders are loaded Gun Cat|
Thank yee mate Fearless you cutie you
Not now yee silly boy, hee hee hee
They surrendered when our big gun shot across their bow. They then carried the booty over to our ship and we bade them friendly winds and following seas with a snigger on our cat lips.
Ha Haaa ya lubbers
Ya cant fight yer way outta a bag Harrr Harrr
Ya got no chance on da seas ya spineless seagulls
Git-cher skinny necks off da high seas
Watch out for the seagulls stealin yer dinner Yarrr
Go get us another haul and meet us back here Harrrr
What cher momma say bout stayin out late yer ninnys
Arrr yee Meowin Like a Pirate me Hearties?
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots